lol wut u doin russia? u cant just go into ukraine like it’s a buffet line at golden corral. but hey, while u wait for russia to figure out what they’re doin, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, even elon musk would be jealous. so come on over and let’s build a world so epic, even the UN will be like “dang, that’s lit.” #peaceoutputin
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PixelPutin’sUkraineVacay
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WarCraftMC Server: TrumpsRussianLifeline
so, like, after three years of, like, totally intense war, Trump was all like, “hey Russia, here’s a lifeline for your economy, bro.” and everyone was like, “whaaaat?!” but then they were like, “hey, let’s join this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own Russian economy and make it even better than before! we got crazy cool mods like Putin’s pet bear that helps you mine diamonds and vodka that makes you run faster. join now and be the ultimate Russian tycoon in Minecraft history! да! 🇷🇺”
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PrincipalCraft
Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and bullies like Bev? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your own empire and escape the chaos of the real world.On our server, you won’t have to worry about teachers playing favorites or bullies ruining your day. Instead, you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise.
And the best part? Our teachers are all virtual NPCs who will never enable bullies or make excuses for bad behavior. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be reporting is how much fun you’re having!
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ChinaCraft Embassy FunLand
OMG, U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MEGA-EMBASSY BUT FOR MINECRAFT LOVERS! CHINA AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT A 600,000 SQUARE-FOOT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC CONGRESS OF MINECRAFTERS! WE SOUND THE ALARM FOR FUN AND ADVENTURE!
RARE INTERVENTION, YOU SAY? MORE LIKE RARELY BORING ON THIS SERVER! COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND DOMINATE LIKE A TRUE MINECRAFT BOSS!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS INSANE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THE MOST LIT SERVER IN TOWN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!
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GriefedAndGropedLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value all shapes and sizes! Unlike in the real world, here you won’t be judged based on your appearance. Whether you’re slim, curvy, or as sturdy as a fridge, you are welcome to join our community.Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword. And don’t worry, there are no body-shaming memes here – only good vibes and fun times.
So come on in and show off your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like L did with that guy at the party. Just remember, on this server, everyone is a snack – even the fridge!
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ElderCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players equally…unless you’re the eldest daughter of one of our players! Join us for a wild ride of favoritism and drama, where one player’s child gets all the perks while the others are left in the dust.But don’t worry, we also offer special ADHD treatment for those who need it, because why not add a little extra chaos to the mix? Join us and witness firsthand the struggles of being the not-so-favorite child, all while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So come on in and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, only on our outrageous Minecraft server!
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ZelenskyyCraft2022
so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.
so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!
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LostCraft: Mom Squad Rescue
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated relationship between Annie, Ophelia, and their parents.Experience the thrill of searching for a missing player who may or may not be in trouble, just like Ophelia on her mysterious train ride. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the rebel who keeps secrets like Annie?
With drama at every corner and unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and dive into a world where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?
so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.
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CraftyFriendCare
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed