We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.

And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.

Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!