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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1774 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
