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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2128 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!