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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8695 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!
