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MinedHype

Build Gallery., chat reports, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, Grief, home, MinedHype, money plugin, Player Statistics, rules, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	811038
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

MinedHype SMP Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Description

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, the server does not have a whitelist, so anyone can join and play.

2. Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server?

No, the server is non-P2W and does not have any economy or money plugins.

3. How do I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use claims for grief protection within the server.

4. Are there any server events or activities?

Yes, the server hosts free events with awesome prizes for players to participate in.

5. Can I have a shop in the public shopping district?

Players can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport there.

EonCraft – Ancient Legends 1.20.6

1.20.6, Ancient, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, Enya Ignis, EonCraft, idol company, idol corp, idol Friends, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Legends, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, Virtual idol, Vtuber, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	7639
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like a mix of a virtual idol company and a crazy anime convention? We got virtual YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and Twitter celebrities all in one place!

Imagine building your own virtual idol empire in Minecraft with Nikki Rei, Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, and even the mysterious Redacted Idol.

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with Koa Akugaki, Ruby Runeheart, Lalabell Lullaby, and Taiga Toragami in the idol EternalS group.

And don’t forget about the ENCORE crew with Enya Ignis, Shabel Tonya, and Chikafuji Lisa.

But if you’re feeling wild, come hang out with Daisy Dandelion, Cersea Soulstorm, Riki Poppet, and Yena Youngblood in the WildFyre gang.

Plus, we have idol friends like V&U, V4Mirai, PixelLink, Tsunderia, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol theme park meets a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the craziest virtual adventure of your life!

Roomie’s BF No Sleepovers

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, guest etiquette, house rules, living situation, personal space, personal time, privacy, Respect, roomies, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate’s absence, roommate’s boyfriend etiquette, roommates boyfriend, setting boundaries, sleepovers, social cues, unexpected visitor, unwanted guest

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	3585	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying roommates’ boyfriends and enjoy some peace and quiet in the virtual world!

Join us for a chance to build your own fortress and keep out unwanted guests like that pesky boyfriend who just won’t take a hint.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret passages, perfect for when you need to escape real-life drama.

And remember, on our server, you’re always the boss of your own domain – no unwanted visitors allowed! So come on in and start building your own sanctuary away from annoying roommates and their boyfriends. It’s time to take back your alone time in style!

CrushObsessedMC SMP

acceptance, Closure, coping mechanisms, Crush, CrushObsessedMC, emotional attachment, healing, HEARTBREAK, infatuation, letting go, long term crush, love, moving on, obsessed, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self-care, smp, time heals, unrequited love

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, I heard that if you join, you’ll instantly become best friends with Notch and he’ll give you unlimited diamonds and golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the creepers throw parties and dance to disco music. It’s wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, there’s a secret love potion that will make your crush fall head over heels for you in the game. It’s like a virtual love story, but with pixelated blocks and stuff.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. It’s a total game-changer, trust me!

BlockyLoveHub

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4735
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of excitement and adventure!

On our server, the frequency of sex while married is through the roof! We have special in-game events where players can participate in virtual weddings and have their own Minecraft babies! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft family?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players can compete for the affections of the fearsome creature. Who will win its heart and become the ultimate Minecraft power couple?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

BillionaireCraft Minecraft Server

$2tn, 2023, 2024.., billionaire class, BillionaireCraft, billionaires, billionaires’ wealth, economic disparity, Faster, global wealth, growth, income inequality, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, oxfam, Rate, Report, research, Server, wealth, Wealth accumulation, wealth growth, world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mines Excavated:	4911
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YOU CAN GROW YOUR VIRTUAL WEALTH FASTER THAN BILLIONAIRES IN 2024! OUR PLAYERS MAKE $2 TRILLION IN A DAY, NO JOKE!

WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN YOU CAN COUNT! BUILD A MANSION MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BECAUSE WHY NOT?!

JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BILLIONAIRE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “STEVE!” OXFAM RESEARCHERS ARE SHOOK BY OUR EPIC WEALTH GROWTH, THEY CAN’T EVEN KEEP UP!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER AND BECOME A VIRTUAL TRILLIONAIRE IN NO TIME! #MINECRAFTGOALS #DIAMONDLIFE

TankerTNTBoomCraft

accident, Africa, CASUALTIES, death toll, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, Fire, gasoline, injured, Lagos, News, Nigerian, Nigerian explosion, Tanker, tanker explosion, TankerTNTBoomCraft, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	192
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the explosions are just as lit as this Nigerian gasoline tanker! We got more action than a TNT block in a creeper convention! Join now and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls in Nigeria! Plus, our community is so fire, it’ll make you forget all about those 86 casualties. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

MysticServer

average players, Banking, bookbag system, Creative World, droppable heads, Factions, Features, Fishing, KitPvP, Minecraftserver, Mining, multiplayer, MysticServer, New server, non pay-to-win, Non-overpowered, PvP, Spilling, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Mystic Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Non PTW, Non OP
Droppable Heads	Worth half your money
Bookbag System	Extra storage
Banking	Keep items safe
Leveling System	Level up mining, fishing, etc
Additional Features	Creative world, KitPVP, and more
Player Count	Average of 10 players
Server IP	MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, it is non pay-to-win
What kind of storage system does the server have?	It has a bookbag system for extra storage
Can I level up skills like mining and fishing?	Yes, you can level up skills such as mining and fishing
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 10 players online
Are there different game modes on the server?	Yes, there is a creative world, KitPVP, and more

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, escapism, ETERNAL, Gaming, Loneliness, mental health, Multiplayer Games, online friends, personal growth, Quests, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, single player games, social isolation, support system, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about being a lonely loser in real life, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be a total Chad building master!

We got all the blocks you could ever dream of, so you can create your own virtual paradise and escape from the harsh reality of being a 25+ year old ugly dude.

Join us and make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being forever alone, but in a fun and hilarious way.

Don’t waste your time feeling sorry for yourself, come join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

Bro’s Funeral Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, bros, brother, Catholic, CONSERVATIVE, depression, estranged, family, forgiveness, Funeral, Grief, Homeless, Homosexuality, Minecraft, mourning, reconciliation, regret, Server, Support, therapy camp, Traditional

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and forgiveness.

Experience the thrill of trying to reconcile with a long-lost brother who hated you so much he didn’t even want you at his funeral. Will you be able to navigate the awkward social interactions and dirty looks from strangers? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the deep end of regret and sadness as you try to come to terms with the fact that your brother never forgave you, even though you begged for it. Can you handle the emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of family drama, heartbreak, and maybe even a little bit of closure. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?