internet’s dumbest animals – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

IceRunwayMedEvac
antarctica, cold weather operation, critical care transport., emergency landing, emergency response, evacuation flight, Extreme conditions, humanitarian mission, ice runway, IceRunwayMedEvac, International cooperation, medical evacuation, medical transport, military operation, New Zealand Air Force, polar region, remote location, search and rescue, south pole, USA patient, winter darkness
come join our server and be part of the epic adventure like the new zealand air force! we make major medical evacuations from antarctica, landing on ice runways in winter darkness like total badasses. join us and be a hero, saving patients from the usa in the most extreme conditions. who needs a hospital when you have a minecraft server with the most epic medical evacuations ever? come be a part of the action and show off your skills in the most outrageous way possible. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Gen7Craft: The Ultimate Minecraft Generations Experience
ANCESTORS, Ancestry, descendants, Experience, familial connections, family dynamics, family heritage, family history, family relationships, Family tree, future generations, Gen7Craft, Genealogy, generational experiences, generations, heritage, Intergenerational, LIFESPAN, lineage, Minecraft, past generations, RELATIVES, seven generations, Ultimate
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience like 700 generations in just one lifetime!!! like u start off as a noob and then u level up and become a pro and then u die but don’t worry u come back as a ghost and haunt all the other players muahahaha.
we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamonds or riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu. and if u win u get a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at ur enemies.
plus, we got a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters that poop out gold nuggets. and if u survive u get to ride a dragon into battle against the evil wizard who stole all the cookies in the land.
so come join our server and experience more generations than a family of rabbits on speed. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Tie SMP
Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft SMP Streaming Server Roleplaying Building Events Skyblock Hunger games Lifesteal Multiplayer Community Adventure Survival Creative Modded Minigames Economy PvP Redstone, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Knyte SMP!
My name is EggKnyte and I’ve been streaming a new SMP I just released. I was hoping to meet some new people who are looking for a server!
I do streams all the time on the server, building, roleplaying, and just messing around. We also host special events like random item skyblock generator, hunger games, lifesteal, and more!
66.118.233.224

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RiseNetwork
Boring, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, RiseNetwork, special things
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play.risenetwork.fun:25567

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Aliens vs Humans: Don’t Get Lost in Space Wars! – The Planets at Odds Server

alcohol, aliens, Brewery, Community, contraption, declare war, dont, Doors, Factions, Features, humans, Lost, Minecraft, Nations, Odds, Planets, Plugin, Redstone, Rockets, Server, Siege War, solar system, Space, Space suits, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Wars

Planets at War Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Make Nations and towns
Siege War	Take over towns / nations by declaring war
Brewery	Make Alcohol and etc.
Doors	Plugin for remotely opening doors
Space	Make rockets, Space suits, etc.

Join Planets at War for a diverse experience in the towny Community. Discord link

You can also support us if you like what we do.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP in Minecraft multiplayer.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or server website for the rules.
Can I create my own town or nation?	Yes, you can create your own town or nation using the Towny feature.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed during Wars or designated PvP zones.

NijiFags Apology Minecraft Server
admitting fault, apologize nijifags, Apologize.., apologizing for errors, apologizing for hurt feelings, apologizing for miscommunication, apologizing for mistakes, apologizing for misunderstandings, apologizing for offensive behavior, apologizing for past actions, apologizing for wrongdoing, apologizing repeatedly, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, asking for forgiveness, expressing regret, Making amends, Minecraft, Nijifags, saying sorry, seeking reconciliation, Server, showing remorse
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there!
Join us for epic battles against flying llamas armed with laser beams, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored slime blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Nijifags, a rare species of pixelated unicorns that grant wishes to those who can catch them. So come on down and apologize to the Nijifags for all your past transgressions, and maybe they’ll forgive you and bestow upon you their magical powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
acquaintance stranger, advocate ally, BlockyBanter, client supporter, collaborator fellow human, community member family member, competitor adversary, comrade teammate, confidant colleague, coworker mentor, fellow being, human being friend, individual person, kindred spirit ally, Minecraft, opponent customer, partner soulmate, passerby companion, relative loved one, role model neighbor, Server, significant other rival, Someone, someone identity
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing!
But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server
Apologize.., Argument, baby, Cancer, close, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSING, family, grand babies, husband, Minecraft, mom, MommaCraft, monopolizing, name.., Server, SIL, steal, Telling, UNFAIR, Upset, weird
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.
Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!
Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

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SisSnugglesMC
Babysitting, bed sharing, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, confrontation avoidance, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, judgment, mother-daughter relationship, Nightmares, overnight care, parental expectations, perspective, sibling bond, SisSnugglesMC, sister, Trust, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.
We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server
Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey
Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

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