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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchantments Applied:	186	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Gems Collected:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ores Mined:	5959	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	76
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mines Excavated:	3933	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9107	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Buildings Constructed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.