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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8033 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
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