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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8040 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!