Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Sakura getting keked in Chapter 138: “I Blame It on The Internet.” Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like this on a daily basis!
Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good laugh and enjoy being part of ridiculous storylines. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in when you log on? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a group of chickens performing a synchronized dance routine, or witness a heated debate between two cows over who gets the last piece of grass.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if that fell into the wrong hands!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Sakura is involved.
Are you tired of zoomers being total losers and jerking off to drawings instead of interacting with real women? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to sad and pathetic behavior. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on, join us and start living your best blocky life!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.
Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and create the most absurd builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have regular meme contests where the winner gets to turn the entire server into a giant dancing banana for a day.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!
So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
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Terrible Friends is a Minecraft server that was created to try to be what most servers do not or cannot offer: an extremely close to vanilla experience, and a close community where the admins aren’t headless non-existent creatures from the black lagoon. No items are blacklisted, no plugin added currency, shops or auction house (which always trashes server economies), bedrock breaking isn’t disabled, redstone and mob spawning isn’t completely broken for performance “enhancements”. Overall, there is very little modification to core vanilla gameplay except patching some item duplication patches and anti-grief protections.
FixelMC is a semi-vanilla survival SMP featuring data-packs for custom terrain and cave generation as well as over a 100+ new biomes to spice up your survival experience. In addition to that, we have a 100% player-run economy via auctions and no contributions from the server. Come join us today to be a part of a friendly community with friendly staff!
1.20 Minecraft Survival Server!
Welcome to Mine Legends! We offer a quality Minecraft experience, where you can make towns on Towny Survival, fight against Zombies in Zombie Horde, build whatever you desire in Creative, and much more!
The goal of this server is to go back to the roots of anarchy.
Admins don’t interfere unless it directly impacts the server’s performance. We wanted to keep the experience as clean as possible. We’re still a small server, just getting started.
✘BPN-TownyCraft✘ Version: 1.19+ Java/Bedrock IP:144.126.153.56:25765 Bedrock port:19132 ● Towny ● SlimeFun ● Dungeons ● RPG ● Skills ● Events ✦ /Vote to receive rewards ✦ /Skills (6 Stats to buff your player) ✦ /Warps Dungeons-Up for the challenge? ✦ /Enchanter-To buy custom enchanters. Do you want an adventure? Inspired to make your own town? ‘Well, We just have the right server for you, Fell free to join us.’☺ https://discord.gg/qx6NNCuMJS
MysticalSurvival is a Minecraft server that strives to make a good impression on players. There are special events that can also happen every once in a while. There are also cool cosmetics like music and particle effect trails. We have a claim plugin to protect your stuff. Also the server does not sell items, coins, or crate keys.