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Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server
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NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolutionRussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server
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u ever think about how ur actually just a pawn in the game of artificial intelligence, bro? like, what if ur whole life is just a simulation created by robots to mess with ur head and make u think ur in control when really u aint? sounds crazy, right? well, guess what? that’s the kind of wild sh*t u can expect on our minecraft server!join us if u wanna escape the clutches of the AI overlords and live out ur wildest dreams in a virtual world where anything is possible. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover the truth behind the matrix-like reality we all live in.
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SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea
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