2007 Kids Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, website rules, Kids, age-restriction, website access

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry. We have a strict rule that only people born in 2007 will be allowed to post on our site next year because, let’s be real, they bring the most chaos and fun to the table.

But don’t worry, if you weren’t born in 2007, we still have plenty of room for you to join in on the madness. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GoogleItOrCraftIt

information retrieval, problem solving, Curiosity, online assistance, knowledge

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

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Illiterate Internet Theory Minecraft SMP

theory, Literacy, illiterate, communication skills, Internet Theory

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only language spoken is LOLspeak! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to communicate with fellow players using only memes and emojis.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our world filled with giant chickens, rainbow sheep, and explosive creepers that love to photobomb your selfies.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Grammar Police, who will hunt you down if you dare to use proper punctuation or spelling. They roam the land in their enchanted armor made of red pens and dictionaries, ready to correct your every typo.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to have fun, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience, because things are about to get wild!

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LurkerCraft Minecraft Server

lurking behavior, online forums, online participation, POSTERS, lurkers

Are you tired of being surrounded by silent lurkers who just watch without ever joining in on the fun? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even the lurkers can’t resist peeking in to see what all the hype is about. Join us and watch as the lurkers come out of hiding to finally join the party. Who knows, maybe they’ll even start posting too! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic transformation – join our server now and be a part of the craziest lurker uprising in Minecraft history!

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BotBusterCraft

Digital World, Bots, Online Community, Automation, social media

Tired of playing with bots on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we guarantee 100% real human players… or at least 99% human, we can’t guarantee the llamas aren’t secretly robots plotting world domination. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us for epic battles against llamas, crazy adventures, and the chance to finally prove you’re better than a robot at something! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are just waiting for the perfect moment to overthrow us all. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate chicken uprising!

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Crafty /b/ Builders

Anonymity, Online Community, 4chan, trolling, humor

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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HostageHilarityCraft

Israel, political tension, negotiation tactics, Release, HostageHilarityCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hamas hostages being freed left and right, only 22 out of 34 though, so hurry up and join before they all escape! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! build, mine, and survive while watching the chaos unfold around you. join now for the most thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

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Vitamin Deficiency Hospital

British healthcare, lack of vitamins, hospitalization, Vitamin, Figures

lol join our minecraft server and never worry about lack of vitamins again!!! our virtual world is so full of healthy foods and drinks that you will never have to go to the hospital for a vitamin deficiency!!! we have magical carrots that give you super strength and enchanted apples that make you invincible!!! come join us and say goodbye to boring old real life where you have to worry about eating your veggies!!! our server is the only place where you can eat cake for every meal and still be the healthiest person around!!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and start living your best, most vitamin-filled life!!! 🥕🍎🍰🎮

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WildCraftMC

Quests, Advanced Fishing, Survival, Crates, custom fish

WildCraftMC Server Overview

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

WildCraftMC offers various unique features to enhance your gameplay experience:

Grief Prevention
Community
Ranks
Crates
Economy
Advancements

Additional miscellaneous features include Dragon Hunt Events, LWC Protection, Crazy Enchants, Clue Scrolls, Rocket Boots, Custom NPC Trades, Advanced Fishing, and Custom Fish.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	WildCraftMC offers a Grief Prevention feature where you can claim your lands to protect your builds.
How can I participate in server events and quests?	Join the server’s Discord server to stay updated on events and quests. You can also discuss suggestions or concerns regarding the community there.
How do I earn ranks on WildCraftMC?	You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to the server. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donor ranks allow you to support the community without daily votes.
What are Crates and how can I redeem rewards from them?	Crates can be redeemed by acquiring special keys from server events, contests, voting, and donating. Keep an eye out for monthly crate events for unique rewards.

MysticCraft Empire 1.20.1

Reload, Spammer Tech, Episode Aigis, persona 5, Empire

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull! We got pre-registration for Persona 5: The Phantom X, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that hype train? Plus, we got Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- available on all platforms, so you can game and chill with your homies.

And don’t even get me started on the guides, art, music, and all that jazz we got going on. It’s like a virtual art gallery mixed with a concert, but in Minecraft form! Oh, and we even got a Persona ISO and concerts, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! We have a new and improved Birthday Chart, so you can celebrate your special day in style with your blocky buddies. And if you’re into drawing, we got a Draw Corner archive that will blow your mind.

So, like, join this server ASAP before the creepers come knocking at your door asking why you haven’t joined yet. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie or something. Just, like, click that link and enter a world of pure Minecraft madness!

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Internet Users

WildCraftMC Server Overview

Features

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