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TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

aggression, aggressive behavior, AggroNarcissists, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, attention seeking, cyberbullying, destructive behavior, disruptive behavior, internet culture, internet trolls, low self-esteem, mental health, negative behavior, new study, online anonymity, online behavior, online harassment, psychological study, social media, toxic behavior, TrollCraft, vulnerable narcissism

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HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

SMP_LandOfDerps: Are r/buttcoin posters Minecraft SMP?

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial literacy, humor, internet culture, internet trolls, Investment, market analysis, Minecraft, Online Community, online debates., online forums, POSTERS, r/buttcoin, rbuttcoin, reddit, retarded, satire, skepticism, smp, SMP_LandOfDerps

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Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as insane as you are. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to holding epic llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who are convinced that r/buttcoin posters are actually aliens trying to take over the world. Join them in their quest to uncover the truth and protect the server from intergalactic threats.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly wild and wacky? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

KamalaCraft Minecraft Server

army of bots, automated accounts, Dead internet, deceptive practices, digital propaganda, digital warfare, disinformation campaign, fake accounts, fake news, internet bots, internet deception, internet trolls, Kamala shill, KamalaCraft, Minecraft, online manipulation, online manipulation tactics, online misinformation, online spam, Server, social media influence, social media manipulation, social media propaganda

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, look no further because our server is like somebody flipped a switch and activated an army of bots! But don’t worry, these bots are here to party, not take over the world (we think).

Join us for epic battles against hordes of robot chickens, zombie robots, and even a giant robot creeper that shoots laser beams out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). But be warned, these bots have a mind of their own and may just decide to throw a dance party instead of attacking you.

And if battling robots isn’t your thing, we also have a pixel art competition where the winner gets a pet robot unicorn that farts rainbows. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyCat Minecraft Server

Accountability, Bisexual, BlockyCat, call-out culture, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, hate comments, Homophobia, influencer, instagram, internet trolls, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, modeling agency, online activism, online behavior, online harassment, racism, Server, social media, tiktok

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have model-level drama happening daily! Witness the epic battle between Tiktok influencers and their burner account haters as they duke it out in the chat. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even agencies are getting involved. Watch as models get called out for their problematic comments and face the consequences. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next? It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.

ViralVidFatShameNoBlame

body image, body positivity, crop top, cyberbullying, fat shaming, friendship, Insecurity, internet trolls, online criticism, online harassment, overweight, Popularity, self esteem, shorts, social media, teenage girls, tiktok, viral content, viral sensation, viral video, ViralVidFatShameNoBlame

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

Our server is known for its viral TikTok dances! That’s right, we have a group of talented players who regularly post dance videos that are bound to go viral. Just imagine the fame and fortune that awaits you when you join in on the fun!

And don’t worry about body shaming here – we celebrate all shapes and sizes! In fact, we have a special dance crew dedicated to showcasing the beauty of every body type. So come on, grab your crop top and shorts, and let’s boogie down together!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your moves while making new friends and memories that will last a lifetime. Remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and spreading positivity. See you in the game!

4chanCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanCraft, Antagonist, cyber harassment, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyberbullying, cybercrime, gaming culture, internet culture, internet trolls, Minecraft, online anonymity, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, video games, virtual world

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only enemies are zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, the main antagonist is a 4chan user! That’s right, you’ll have to battle your way through meme-spouting trolls and keyboard warriors to claim victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Doxing Dodgeball” and “Troll Trap Arena” where you can outwit and outplay your fellow players in hilarious and chaotic battles.

Join us now and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make friends with a reformed 4chan user who just needed a little bit of sunshine in their life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

IdiotVillageCraft

Anonymity, cyberbullying, digital age, digital communities, IdiotVillageCraft, internet, internet trolls, online behavior, online communication, online communities, online connections, online culture, online forums, online interactions, online presence, online society, social media, social-networking, Technology, village idiots

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Hey you, yeah you! do you like to play minecraft and have a laugh? well come join our server where the village idiots have united to form the ultimate internet village! we have a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk, a secret underground disco room where the zombies bust a move, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to photobomb your screenshots, a talking pig who gives out questionable life advice, and a group of mischievous creepers who have a talent for breakdancing.

So what are you waiting for? come join us and become a part of our wacky internet village, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobe, Destination, dream vacation, Explore, Minecraft, Server, travel, trotters, Wanderlust, world

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If you were given the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Well, forget about real-world travel because our Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride to places you never even dreamed of!

Join our server and you’ll be whisked away to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug.

Explore our vast world filled with towering castles made entirely of cake, oceans of lava perfect for a relaxing swim, and villages where the villagers speak in nothing but cat memes.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old real-world destinations when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCowsMC

Ancient civilization, Bollywood, colors, CraftyCowsMC, cuisine, culture, curry, Diversity, Festivals, Gandhi, History, India, Population, progress, Sarees, spirituality, Taj Mahal, Technology, tradition, unity in diversity, vibrant, yoga

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Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyEU Diplomat

Baltic states, CraftyEU, diplomat, diplomatic job, Estonia, EU, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, European governance, european integration, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union member states, foreign affairs, Government, leadership, Politics, prime minister, resignation

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lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??

WalkOutCraft

Adulthood, Childhood, Coming of Age, Decision making, emotional development, Escaping, finding oneself, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, leaving the nest, life stages, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, Self Discovery, transitioning, walking out, WalkOutCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

WelfareQueenMC Server

entitlement programs, financial assistance, government assistance, low-income, medicaid, POVERTY, public assistance, Server, social services, social welfare, subsidized housing, welfare application, welfare assistance, welfare benefits, welfare eligibility, welfare fraud, welfare office, welfare program, welfare queen, welfare requirements, welfare system, WelfareQueenMC

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze filled with jiggaboo zombies and collect Oxys to survive! But be careful, if you get caught by the SS office guards, you’ll have to start all over again. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, boy bands, catchy tunes, chart-toppers, Dance, Entertainment, Fandom, girl groups, global phenomenon, Hallyu wave, idol groups, IDOLS, International, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music videos, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea, viral

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to build a Kpop-themed castle with your fellow Minecrafters? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where you can party with virtual Kpop idols and even challenge them to a game of Spleef!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some pixelated Kpop magic together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, difficult family, Drama, drama center, family, Father, Gaslighting, Minecraft, Negativity, relationships, school counselor, Server, sister, Soap Opera, toxic behavior, Ultimatum, uninvite, Wedding, wedding day, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here you can focus on building, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just can’t seem to stay out of trouble, which is why we offer a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts looking to escape the chaos of everyday life. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the intense rivalry between factions competing for resources and territory.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about family members causing unnecessary drama. Build your dream castle, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, or just relax and fish by the virtual lake – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like your in-game family is causing too much trouble, just remember that you have the power to kick them out of your virtual world. No more ultimatums, no more gaslighting – just pure, unadulterated fun in a Minecraft universe where the only drama comes from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced torch.

Join us today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only explosions you’ll have to worry about are the ones caused by TNT!

SisNoShowCraft

Appreciated, Decision making, declined, ENGAGEMENT, exclusion, family, feelings, fresh perspective, hurt feelings, left out, maid of honor, Overlooked, relationships, sidelined, SisNoShowCraft, sister, stepping back, Support, unsupportive, Wedding, wedding planning

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Are you tired of being left out like a sad little block in a game of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where we promise to include you in all the wedding planning drama you could ever dream of!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chosen as the maid of honor, only to decline like a boss because you deserve better! Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual celebration with us, where your feelings will never be overlooked, and your blocks will always be appreciated?

Don’t be an unsupportive blockhead, join our server now and show your sister who’s boss in the world of Minecraft weddings!

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, bothered, BotheredCraft, Challenges, coping, discomfort, discontent, discontentment, dissatisfaction, emotions, feelings, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, overwhelmed, PRESSURE, Server, stress, Struggles, Tension, unease, worries

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Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are zombies constantly knocking on your door asking for brains? Is your diamond pickaxe just not shiny enough? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, all your Minecraft woes will be a thing of the past!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed their own boy band (they call themselves The Villager Vibe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to hug (or crush, it’s hard to tell with those blocky arms).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hugged by the Blocktopus, then you might regret it a little).

SpookyCraft: Ghostly Encounters

Apparition, chilling, creepy, eerie, eerie experience, ENCOUNTERS, Frightening, ghost, Ghostly, ghostly encounter, Haunting, OTHERWORLDLY, Paranormal, paranormal activity, poltergeist, Spirits, spooky, spookycraft, Supernatural, supernatural encounter, supernatural occurrence, unexplained, unexplained phenomena

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have ghosts haunting our virtual world, zombies that break out in dance parties, and creepers that tell the funniest jokes (if you can understand their hissing, that is). Join us if you dare for a spine-tingling adventure that will have you questioning reality itself. Who needs normal when you can have paranormal?

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1495	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3974	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	90	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9660

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magic Items Found:	1284
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	200	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3819	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1322	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	2279	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2701	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3658	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	6470	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	7581	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

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