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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! -
Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of! -
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with stormfags who can’t make up their minds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight for the true West…and by that, we mean we fight for the best building spots and resources! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will make you laugh until you cry, and we promise that no stormfags will ever be allowed in. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare items…or so the legend goes. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! -
Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!
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Brown Muslims Minecraft SMP Jannies
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with jannies who are actually brown muslims, trannies jerking off, and so much more! Who needs regular old Minecraft gameplay when you can have all this chaos and hilarity instead? Join now for a server experience like no other! -
CraftyCamouflage Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even china is tryna get in on the action? well, look no further cuz we got the most epic server in town! our server is so poppin’ that even china-linked ‘spamouflage’ network is tryna get a piece of the pie.imagine this, you log on to the server and all of a sudden, you’re surrounded by a bunch of fake americans tryna sway the political debate in the game. it’s like a virtual battleground of epic proportions! but don’t worry, we got your back. join our server and show those fake americans who’s boss.
plus, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!
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TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)