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HewwoCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Communication, confusion, cute, funny, Greeting, hello, hewwo, HewwoCraft, humor, internet speak, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meme, Minecraft, OwO, playful, question.., Server, silly, Tag

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling evil flying pigs with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Explore our custom-built world filled with giant mushrooms that sing opera and dance the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that wear tiny crowns and hold tiny scepters. Join his royal court and feast on a banquet of golden chicken nuggets and diamond-encrusted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!owo

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Basketball, biggest bust, career ending, Career Setback, DISAPPOINTING, future uncertain, high expectations, injury, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Month, NBA, new orleans pelicans, out for a month, Potential, Rehabilitation, RETURN, setback, sidelined, smp, sports, WILLIAMSON, won’t return, Wont, Young Talent, Zion, Zion Williamson

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	890	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

Dixie, Friends, Minecraft, Pole, Server, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, southern USA, subedition, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

No. 206644657 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious identity, Mystery, No. 206644657, novel, puzzling, secret, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown, unknown identity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2396

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered robots. Will you join forces with them or stop their diabolical plan? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions in a world where anything is possible (and probably a little bit ridiculous)!

🎯FunTime🎯 Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, funtime, Gaming, Grief, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Dupe, online gaming, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3453	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

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DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Bing, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, dalle, data science, deep learning, digital art, gans, generative adversarial networks, Image Generation, image synthesis, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, Server, Technology, visual recognition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some pretty sick moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy supply of diamond armor – things can get pretty wild around here.

Lose My Mental Abilities Minecraft SMP

Abilities, act innocently, Caretaker, childlike innocence, childlike wonder, coping mechanisms, Hope, Innocence, learning to read, LOSE, lose mental abilities, Mental, Mental Development, mental health, Minecraft, new level of autism, overwhelming urge, regression, self-care, smp, Support, take care of me, Therapy, Vulnerability, without worries

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	99	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crops Grown:	7947	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are.

Imagine building a giant toilet house, riding pigs into battle, or starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty chicken. Anything is possible in our realm of madness. So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Who needs sanity when you can have endless fun and chaos in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Semitic, banter, blocky, Conflict, CTV News, demonstration, discrimination, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Ottawa, palestine, Parliament Building, Political, Pro-palestinian, protest, religious tensions, Server, social justice

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Girlfriend SMP

alternative sex practices, anal sex, BDSM, Crafty, dominant girlfriend, dominant woman, Girlfriend, kink, pegging, pegging fantasy, pegging fetish, pegging play, power dynamics, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual fantasy, smp, strap-on play, Strapon, submissive boyfriend, submissive man, taboo

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!

BlockBlast – Minecraft Server

AAM’s, AGM’s, air battles, Almirante Grau, BlockBlast, Content creator decal, custom skins, devblog, discount datasheet, event calendar, fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, Guided weapons statistics, guides, localizations, MEC, Minecraft, official site, radars, Runes, Sale calendar, Server, SOUNDS, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, War Thunder General, weapon sights, weapon systems, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Almirante Grau Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our custom skins are so lit, they make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn riding a rainbow into battle. 2. Our weapon sights are so advanced, they can shoot arrows around corners and hit creepers from a mile away. 3. Our sounds are so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the chickens clucking and the zombies groaning right behind you. 4. Our localizations are so on point, you’ll be speaking in Minecraftese fluently in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our tech trees are like a maze of awesomeness, our weapon systems are like something out of a sci-fi movie, and our game mechanics will blow your mind. Plus, we have guides on Air and Ground battles that will turn you into a Minecraft warrior legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join Almirante Grau Edition today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if someone tries to send you runes, just use the Yandex OCR translator – it’s a lifesaver. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

PAN NATIONALISM Minecraft SMP

collaboration, cooperation, cultural identity, Diplomacy, Global influence, Government, historical context, international relations, leadership, military power, Minecraft, national pride, nationalism, nationalistic movements, Pan, Pan nationalism, patriotism, political strategy, regional alliances, smp, Social Cohesion, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

What does it take for this Minecraft SMP to thrive? Well, we’ve got brilliant leaders who can navigate the treacherous waters of creeper explosions and zombie invasions with ease. And don’t even get me started on our military might – we’ve got an army of diamond-clad warriors ready to defend our land at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a fancy ball hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s a terrible dancer).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).