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ExcuseMeImAnon Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where a Brazilian couple is about to give birth to a whole new planet in just 9 months! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, get ready to witness the miracle of life right in front of your blocky eyes! Follow their journey on Instagram as they prepare for this out-of-this-world event. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to visit the baby planet once it’s born! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of this epic and ridiculous adventure! -
Minecraft SMP: MediterraN00b General
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: three little Gweeblies just hanging around, minding their own business, when suddenly they realize they’re on their way to the slaughterhouse! But fear not, because on this server, anything is possible.Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
So why wait? Join now and become part of the madness. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Gweeblies – they may look innocent, but they’re always plotting something devious.
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BabySharkCraft
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.
oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.
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OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me! -
KekCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Kek Papa Shad is here to shake things up!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking potato named Sir Spudsworth who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Cheese of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Cheese of Destiny will have unlimited power and a lifetime supply of nachos.
But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Chicken Mafia led by Don Clucko. They will stop at nothing to steal the Cheese of Destiny for themselves and rule the server with an iron beak.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join Kek Papa Shad for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for?