Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.
Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.
So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!
IMAGINE BUILDING A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE TO HIDE FROM THE GOVERNMENT, OR CREATING A GIANT STATUE OF YOUR FAVORITE OPPOSITION LEADER OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS.
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS CUSTOM MINI-GAMES LIKE “ESCAPE FROM THE DICTATORSHIP” AND “REVOLUTIONARY RACES” WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND GLORY.
SO COME ON DOWN TO COSTA RICA AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ADVENTURE AND INTRIGUE! VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of persistent coughers who roamed the land. but these were not just any coughers, oh no. these coughers coughed like metronomes, keeping everyone in perfect rhythm.
scientists were baffled by this phenomenon and decided to study these coughers. they discovered that the key to capturing cough variability and trends in healthcare was to monitor them continuously. but little did they know, the coughers had a secret.
they were actually minecraft players who had stumbled upon a magical server where their coughs were transformed into powerful weapons. with each cough, they could summon lightning bolts and rain fire upon their enemies.
now, we invite you to join our server and harness the power of the coughers. become a master of cough-fu and dominate the land with your epic coughing skills. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the coughing begin!
| IP Address | Sunrise.mc.gg |
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Looking to join a BRAND NEW smp server with plenty of custom features such as:
Join the IP above to start your amazing journey!
Discord: https://discord.com/channels/1265838914665578577/1265839560521158737
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join by using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client. |
| What kind of custom items are available? | There are various custom items available in the server, including weapons, tools, and armor. |
| Is PVP enabled on the server? | Yes, PVP is enabled for players who enjoy competitive gameplay. |
| Can I build furniture in the game? | Yes, you can build furniture using the custom furniture options provided by the server. |
Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Fear not, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget the crazy numbers – we’re talking about streamers with more viewers than there are grains of sand on a beach.
But wait, what about corpo vtubers? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game for discussion. So come on down to this server for some wild indie vtuber action!
And if you need a break from all the vtuber madness, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – ducks. So join now for a quacking good time!
We have a partial translation patch for PC-98 that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Plus, our Vengeance OST scans are so epic, they’ll make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot potato!
Did you know that SMT V & Vengeance have sold over 1.6 million copies worldwide? That’s right, we’re basically the hottest Minecraft SMP in the universe! And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Patch 1.0.2 for Vengeance – it’s gonna blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have Megaten Fusion Tools for all you fusion autists out there, 3DS Texture Packs that will make your eyes pop, and Digital Devil Saga soundtracks available on digital streaming services. And if that’s not enough, we even have an old neocities site with useful links (even though it’s no longer updated)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
join us and help save the planet from the virus that is humanity. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can party with aliens and learn their advanced technology. who needs humans when you can have intergalactic friends, amirite?
come to our server and be part of the revolution against the human virus. let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.
picture this: u log in and suddenly u in a world where perovskite solar cells are like, the hottest thing ever. like, they’re so efficient and durable that u gonna be generating clean energy like it’s nobody’s business.
but wait, there’s more! our researchers have come up with a molecular treatment that’s gonna make those solar cells even BETTER. like, they gonna be so powerful that u gonna be able to power ur whole base with just one cell.
so, if u wanna be part of the revolution and join a server that’s gonna take ur Minecraft game to the next level, then u gotta join us. trust me, u gonna be blown away by the possibilities on this server. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!