so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!
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BlockCraft417
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BlockLinksX LOL Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! We don’t just allow links to X, we encourage it! Why? Because we believe in living life on the edge and pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even build a roller coaster that goes to the moon! And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our secret underground maze where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even encounter a friendly yeti.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to buckle up and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!
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BlockCraftEU2022
haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!
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BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro.
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SmutStopperCraft
so, like, u kno how spain is all like “no porn for kids”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got all the smut u could ever want, no passport required! join us for a wild time full of adult content and crazy adventures! who needs spain when u can join our server and watch all the porn u want, no questions asked! come on in and let’s get naughty together!