WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)
rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.
we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.
so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??
WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE, LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT IN BLOCK FORM. ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND DROP GOLD BARS WHEN YOU FEED THEM BACON!
PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF BUILT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY IN OUR SERVER AND IF YOU FIND IT, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DIAMONDS AND CAKE (CAKE IS A BIG DEAL HERE, OKAY?)
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! ALBANIA APPROVES!