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internet jokes Minecraft Servers

  • MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

    MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 397
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 9827

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have so many memes, like literally all the memes in the world. You can build a giant meme statue or have meme battles with other players, it’s so lit fam. And get this, the owner of the server once fought a creeper with a diamond sword and won, like what even is life?! Join now and become a meme master, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you won’t regret it! #memesfordays #minecraftislife #creeperkillerlolz

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  • ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

    ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 9164
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3422
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

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  • nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

    nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5938
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Zombie Dances: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

    GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6412
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

    join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

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  • CraftyCriticCove

    CraftyCriticCove
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1737
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 735138 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the chosen ones can find. also, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and zombies. plus, we have a disco party every friday night where u can dance with skeletons and endermen. so come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

    HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

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  • 1.21 Survival: Where breaking blocks is more addictive than caffeine

    1.21 Survival: Where breaking blocks is more addictive than caffeine
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6904
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2732 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Crops Grown: 4223
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 100
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 38.133.155.215
    World Type Survival
    Game Mode Vanilla
    Difficulty Hard

    Server Features:

    What we have:

    • Survival Multiplayer
    • Discord community
    • Protection from grief and stealing
    • Hard difficulty setting
    • Friendly and creative environment

    What we do NOT have:

    • No fancy spawn (unless you build one!)
    • No teleporting or item-spawning
    • No world border or excessive rules
    • No donations, voting, or ranks
    • No griefing or stealing
    • No PvP without consent

    Server Rules:

    Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215

    Q: Is the server always online?

    A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.

    Q: Can I play solo or with friends?

    A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.

    Q: Are there any special features on this server?

    A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.

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  • MineGoddessMC Server

    MineGoddessMC Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6779
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 3095
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Crops Grown: 7376
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • AznWaifu’s Minecraft Server

    AznWaifu’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2731
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1242
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of having your very own Azn waifu to accompany you on your Minecraft adventures? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you the chance to find your perfect Azn waifu!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle fierce mobs, and build the most magnificent structures with your Azn waifu by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal Azn waifu to protect and support you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your very own Azn waifu! Because if God didn’t want you to have one, he wouldn’t have made them, right?

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  • TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

    TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 906
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 6485
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

    Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

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  • CraftyApologyNeeded

    CraftyApologyNeeded
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1132
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will apologize when it runs over your foot with a bike? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will say sorry for even the smallest mishaps. Forget about building, mining, and exploring – the real challenge is getting the perfect apology from your fellow players!

    Join now and experience the thrill of demanding apologies for every little mistake. Whether it’s forgetting a wallet or accidentally running over someone’s foot, our server is the perfect place to test your patience and see if you can get the apology you deserve. Plus, therapy sessions are available for those who need help navigating their guilt and shame levels while playing.

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the fights, and the ridiculous excuses – join our server today and see if you can survive the never-ending quest for an apology!

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  • Celebrity Smackdown Minecraft Server

    Celebrity Smackdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6069
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9002 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win big is by beating up celebrities! Imagine winning $1,000,000 just for taking down your favorite Hollywood star in a virtual fight. Will you choose to duke it out with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for his muscles of steel? Or maybe you’ll go head to head with Taylor Swift and her killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where fame and fortune await those brave enough to take on the challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start training for your shot at the jackpot!

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  • CraftyQueers – No H8, Just Blocks

    CraftyQueers – No H8, Just Blocks
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3781
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 140
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is so fabulous, even straight guys are questioning their sexuality! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the gayest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true rainbow-colored love in our pixelated paradise! So come on, join us and let your inner fabulousness shine!

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