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  • Lemon Grove Chat Haven

    Lemon Grove Chat Haven

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    Clickbait Reason to Join: Discover the *Secret* of Life in Block Form!

    Ever wonder why the sky is blue or if your goldfish has a hidden agenda? Well, join our Minecraft server where the *constructs of reality* unravel like a cheap sweater in a hurricane! Players experience epiphanies while being chased by sentient cobblestones—because this is the greatest worst server on the face of the pixelated planet! Or is it? The answer lies within the *void*! Can you handle it?

    Server Features

    FeatureDescription
    Cursed BlocksBlocks that scream your age and weight at midnight. Break them to find your true self!
    Invisible TrollsThey’re not really there… or are they? Join forces with shadow puppets to fight them!
    Infinite Water Source……that floods your entire inventory with misplaced socks instead! Drown in fashion.
    Enderman KaraokeAll songs sung in Morse code. Perfect pitch guaranteed, or your diamonds back!
    Interdimensional TravelTeleport to a world where blocks are sentient. Spoiler: they definitely *hate* you.

    FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Just listen to the faint whispers in the wind and follow the *guiding light* that may or may not be a streetlamp. Or was it a mirage? Who even builds those anymore?!

    Q: What is the server’s goal?

    A: The server’s goal is to create a balanced world where chaos reigns supreme and logic crawls into a hole to die. Or to not die. You decide!

    Q: Is PvP enabled?

    A: Only if the stars align at 3:33 AM when the silverfish start their ritual dance. Otherwise, just throw eggs at each other!

    Random Quotes

    “lemonparty.org redirects you to some chatroom with 9 people online right now, not trolling”

    “I have climbed mountains of bread and fought the ghosts of my own sanity!”

    “Am I a server? Or is the server inside me?”

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  • MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

    MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have so many memes, like literally all the memes in the world. You can build a giant meme statue or have meme battles with other players, it’s so lit fam. And get this, the owner of the server once fought a creeper with a diamond sword and won, like what even is life?! Join now and become a meme master, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you won’t regret it! #memesfordays #minecraftislife #creeperkillerlolz

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  • ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

    ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

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    Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

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  • nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

    nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

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    join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • craft5mine

    craft5mine

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    Anarchy survival. Do anything. We are up almost 12 hours a day. This is just like 2b2t so you can hack. Enjoy

    craft5mine.minehut.gg

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  • RPG 🔰 -Bosses 💀 -New items ⚔️ Minecraft WIP server

    RPG 🔰 -Bosses 💀 -New items ⚔️ Minecraft WIP server

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    Welcome to the RPG – Survival server! If you love boss battles, exciting dungeons and interesting leveling of your character, then you have come to the right place! Here you will find a huge variety of possibilities:? Daily rewards and cases to reward you for being active and achieving achievements on the server. ? A variety of new armor and weapons. ? Exciting dungeons that will immerse you in exciting adventures and battles. ? A unique account improvement system that allows all players to develop without using a donation, balancing the chances for everyone. ? You can earn game currency and upgrade your account in different ways! This could be:?fishing with a huge variety of fish;⚔️passing dungeons and fighting bosses;⛏️mining and ore smelting;↪and much more. ? Our own Resource Pack with incredibly beautiful textures, various models and high-quality art will add a special atmosphere to your game. ? The developed economy offers several types of new currencies so that you can trade with other players, improving and increasing your capabilities, making the game even more interesting. ? Customize your profile with prefixes, titles and tags to stand out from other players. ? With the help of private stones, you can choose the required number of blocks or chunks, and also combine them to protect your possessions. ? Traveling has become even more interesting! Unique mobs appear in our world, such as elemental elementals, vampires, flying eyes and many others, which make exploration even more exciting. ? You can install any skin based on your nickname from the Minecraft library to make your character truly unique. ? We have a balanced donation system that does not allow anyone to buy administrator or moderator privileges. ? Party allows you to create teams with other players to join forces and not take damage from each other. Together with the members of your team, you will be able to jointly develop, upgrade and cope with difficulties, receiving equal shares of experience and increasing your strength. ? The server has a unique system that allows players to obtain spawners through tasks. This adds additional opportunities and goals for players, as well as promoting development and progression on the server. ? We have a unique NPC called the Buyer. With it, you can sell various goods and items, receiving game currency for them. However, the server has a limit on the number of goods that can be sold, which allows us to balance the economy and allow players to actively trade and use their resources, benefiting everyone on the server. ? On our RPG – Survival server we have a unique loot system that enriches your adventure after killing bosses. After defeating the boss, you are given the opportunity to open a special chest containing valuable rewards. ? To balance the loot from bosses on our server, there is Miry. HE is a valuable resource that is required to collect loot from bosses – to open chests. This adds an element of risk and strategy to your approach to boss battles. ? Accessories on the server provide the player with additional bonuses and improvements and have their own unique properties and abilities that can be customized to suit your playing style and strategy. The project administration is actively fighting against cheaters, scammers and bug users to ensure fair play and maintain equal conditions for all players. We work without mods, which allows everyone to join us from any launcher. ***** The server is constantly evolving, with each update we try to add something new and interesting for our players, taking into account their opinions and wishes. A good community that makes it a pleasure to be in and enjoy the game. Come visit us! See you at YupixWorld! For all suggestions and questions, you can contact: – https://discord.yupixworld.net – https://vk.com/yupixworld

    play.yupixworld.net

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  • Terralization

    Terralization

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    REASONS TO JOIN US!

    GREAT COMMUNITY OFFICIAL SERVERS ACTIVE PACK TECHNIC, VOLTZ AND FLAN COMBINED!

    Terralization was created with a vision, which was not only was ambitious but make the pack be bigger than most others and do it mainstream as well. To even raise the goal of my vision even higher, I would do it with the newly released 1.7.10 at that time. We had a different name back then, but our vision still stands as firm as today; TECH, PLANES and MISSILES.

    Our vision was to combine tekkit, voltz and flans in the pack. We wanted to make a fun pack to wage war against other factions at our server. Today the pack has evolved to be a pack that reflects its community where the community make the big decisions and ideas for the future of the pack, but the vision is still the heart of the pack.

    To make the pack even better, we made it open source so everyone can contribute without going through our staff team. Join us in the fun and do whatever you want, nuke someone, explore different worlds, and show some magic tricks, the possibilities are unlimited. This pack have made close friendships over the years and to show our love for the pack, we even made our own mod exclusive for this pack

    modpack.terralization.xyz

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  • Rkz craft

    Rkz craft

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    RKZ SURVIVAL

    I created this server to play with my Twitch community, come play with us 💖

    131.196.199.147:10060

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  • Lounge SMP

    Lounge SMP

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    Welcome to the Lounge! Simple Survival Multiplayer with claims, tpa, and regular PVP! 40 player limit Join now !

    45.15.25.182

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  • Yougo

    Yougo

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    ————————————-VERSION 1.16.1——————————- This server is Danish. The server is about survival, raids pvp. We have a discord server. It’s best to join the discord because we have rules on the server because we don’t want hackers etc. It would be a great idea to make a base in a really good place. We hope the minecraft server will be very popular.

    YougoSurvival.aternos.me

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  • Pinoy lifeboat

    Pinoy lifeboat

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    Pinoy Lifeboat Server Description

    Welcome to Pinoy Lifeboat Server, the premier Minecraft server for players from the Philippines and beyond! Our server is dedicated to providing a fun and safe environment for all players to enjoy, with a focus on community, creativity, and adventure.

    Join our friendly community of players and explore our vast world filled with stunning landscapes, challenging dungeons, and exciting quests. Whether you prefer to go it alone or team up with friends, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    Take part in our regular events and competitions, from building contests to PvP battles, and show off your skills to the rest of the community. And with our active staff team always on hand to help out, you can be sure that your time on our server will be a memorable one.

    So why not join us today and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer? We can’t wait to welcome you to Pinoy Lifeboat Server!

    General Information

    Server Name: Pinoy Lifeboat

    Server Owner: Nixus

    Vanity Link: https://discord.gg/pinoylifeboat

    Pinoy Lifeboat Social

    https://www.facebook.com/pinoylifeboatmc

    pinoylifeboat.wither.wtf:19237

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  • Cornell Craft

    Cornell Craft

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    What started as a quarantine activity for Cornell University students has turned into a 1.16 server open to the general public. Our staff has years of experience behind us, and we diligently work to improve the server’s capabilities. Here’s what we have to offer:

    Enhanced survival (grief protection, GUI Shop) 128 x 128 Plots (world edit perms) Skyblock (in-game missions, etc.) Minigames (frequently updated, play single-player or multiplayer). Cornell University 1-to-1 build (in progress by current students).

    Discord: invite.gg/cornellcraft

    play.cornellcraft.com

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  • ❤️ 2B2T | Cheats | Dupe | No donation ♥️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ 2B2T |  Cheats |  Dupe |  No donation ♥️ Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “2B2T Cheats Dupe Without Donation” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    7.fmine.su:19132

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  • The Vanilla Experience

    The Vanilla Experience

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    The Vanilla Experience, or MC-TVE is the best survival server you can play on in 1.16.3. Bring your friends, or make new ones here in our awesome community. TVE offers a vanilla survival experience, with no plugins interrupting how the core aspect of the game should be played. The best part of TVE is the tight-knit community!

    We host a creative server, a 100% whitelisted vanilla server (ask on the Discord if you’re interested in this server!) and the semi-vanilla main survival server that’s been up for nearly 3 years! Featuring some of the best plugins for survival servers: Dynmap, ArtMap, mcMMO, Plan, HeadDatabase, BetterSleeping, MoreFish, GriefDefender and Shop – we do not use a virtual currency!

    Our rules are simple and straight-forward; the most important ones are: 1) Hacking or exploiting bugs/glitches is not allowed. 2) Griefing/Stealing/Raiding/Scamming is not allowed. 3) You must respect players, their area & surrondings. 4) Swearing is allowed, but do not over do it. 5) Homophobic & Racist remarks are not allowed. 6) Using alts to gain an advantage is not allowed. 7) Do not avoid being kicked by the AFK timer.

    play.mctve.com

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