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  • Lemon Grove Chat Haven

    Lemon Grove Chat Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Clickbait Reason to Join: Discover the *Secret* of Life in Block Form!

    Ever wonder why the sky is blue or if your goldfish has a hidden agenda? Well, join our Minecraft server where the *constructs of reality* unravel like a cheap sweater in a hurricane! Players experience epiphanies while being chased by sentient cobblestones—because this is the greatest worst server on the face of the pixelated planet! Or is it? The answer lies within the *void*! Can you handle it?

    Server Features

    FeatureDescription
    Cursed BlocksBlocks that scream your age and weight at midnight. Break them to find your true self!
    Invisible TrollsThey’re not really there… or are they? Join forces with shadow puppets to fight them!
    Infinite Water Source……that floods your entire inventory with misplaced socks instead! Drown in fashion.
    Enderman KaraokeAll songs sung in Morse code. Perfect pitch guaranteed, or your diamonds back!
    Interdimensional TravelTeleport to a world where blocks are sentient. Spoiler: they definitely *hate* you.

    FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Just listen to the faint whispers in the wind and follow the *guiding light* that may or may not be a streetlamp. Or was it a mirage? Who even builds those anymore?!

    Q: What is the server’s goal?

    A: The server’s goal is to create a balanced world where chaos reigns supreme and logic crawls into a hole to die. Or to not die. You decide!

    Q: Is PvP enabled?

    A: Only if the stars align at 3:33 AM when the silverfish start their ritual dance. Otherwise, just throw eggs at each other!

    Random Quotes

    “lemonparty.org redirects you to some chatroom with 9 people online right now, not trolling”

    “I have climbed mountains of bread and fought the ghosts of my own sanity!”

    “Am I a server? Or is the server inside me?”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

    MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have so many memes, like literally all the memes in the world. You can build a giant meme statue or have meme battles with other players, it’s so lit fam. And get this, the owner of the server once fought a creeper with a diamond sword and won, like what even is life?! Join now and become a meme master, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you won’t regret it! #memesfordays #minecraftislife #creeperkillerlolz

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  • ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

    ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

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    Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

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  • nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

    nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

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    join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MemeLands Survival

    MemeLands Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    MemeLands Survival Minecraft is a server with innovation and excitement. The owners are also very experienced in running a server. The Hub was made entirely from scratch, no templates or downloads used. The Survival server is a 1.13.2 world with a world border which is 1000 blocks by 1000 blocks. This border expands 25 blocks everyday, giving new lands for players to explore, but keeping a sense of community at the same time. All the plugins, aside from WorldEdit and VoxelSniper, are custom made. This allows for unconstrained and continued growth. We, the owners, plan on adding more features in the upcoming months, including /sethome, playershops, and land claims. We hope to see you online!

    142.44.222.241:25586

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  • EdenCraft

    EdenCraft

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    This Server is not currently un-whitelisted. It is a Prison PvP server in creation. I am only creating this server ad in order to set up votifier for the server.

    edencraft.mcserver.us

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  • Polland

    Polland

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    Introducing POLLAND A semi-anarchic minecraft server 1.18.2 java edition (with mods) within which are:

    New Structure Mods New mob mods Dungeons Mod Pet Mods Creation mods and construction of new weapons/tools

    Simple commands like:/tpa /tpaccept /tpdeny /team

    More information in private

    WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU!!!

    play.polland.us

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  • Super Duper Anarchy

    Super Duper Anarchy

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    An anarchy server that has NO rules. PvP when you want, how you want. This server is also focused on the events on my Twitch stream, available at https://www.twitch.tv/superdupergoodboy

    149.56.39.141

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  • The Forgotten Era

    The Forgotten Era

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    A Technic Modpack with many magical, fantasy, and technological mods along with Minecraft Comes Alive to provide a fun and new possibly roleplay experience for minecraft players.

    mca.theforgottenera.pro

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  • Bloodygamer

    Bloodygamer

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    bloodygamer.me

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  • Imbox MC

    Imbox MC

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    Imbox MC has been operating for 4+ years and is coming from Minecraft realm. We are dedicated to optimizing a real vanilla experience for players that have had enough with modded servers and toxicity. This server is with all the original grind such as and not keeping inventory upon death. We do have towns and communities if what you like is being part of a group. We also have an in-game whitelist system that you need to pass before you are granted Res states. So if you want to be in a community with mature players, join us now!

    Please do not mind the uptime, we set up this server when we were still developing and we closed the server often to config the server. Now we have a 97%+ uptime

    imboxmc.com

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  • PrimalNature Factions

    PrimalNature Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    We strive to keep our community happy and our server fair. This is a PVP factions server, and is growing by the day! We have many key features finished on our server, such as ranks, spawn, and many other unique things! We hope you join us, it will be much worth it! Enjoy your stay at PrimalNature!

    Enjoy our new factions server!

    Enjoy kits and an expansive land to fight, defend, and team up!

    Donate in our shop to support the server and its future endeavors on expanding the RAM as well as the population cap!

    Make friends and also enemies!

    147.135.99.36

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  • OrcaCraft Skyblock – Duels – Island Top

    OrcaCraft Skyblock – Duels – Island Top

    New Minecraft Servers

    OrcaCraft Skyblock Server! Custom enchants, duels, tokens and balanced shop! Come check it out today and have some fun! We have island top and leveling so your hard work can be shown off to others! Dungeons are to be added soon!

    Website: www.OrcaCraft.com Ip: skyblock.orcacraft.com

    play.orcacraft.com

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  • Diamonds Realm

    Diamonds Realm

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    Join the server staff are always on to help you threw your journey to fun its super fun there are 4 server survival plots minigames and duels

    Diamondsrealm.serv.gs

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