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  • Lemon Grove Chat Haven

    Lemon Grove Chat Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Clickbait Reason to Join: Discover the *Secret* of Life in Block Form!

    Ever wonder why the sky is blue or if your goldfish has a hidden agenda? Well, join our Minecraft server where the *constructs of reality* unravel like a cheap sweater in a hurricane! Players experience epiphanies while being chased by sentient cobblestones—because this is the greatest worst server on the face of the pixelated planet! Or is it? The answer lies within the *void*! Can you handle it?

    Server Features

    Feature Description
    Cursed Blocks Blocks that scream your age and weight at midnight. Break them to find your true self!
    Invisible Trolls They’re not really there… or are they? Join forces with shadow puppets to fight them!
    Infinite Water Source… …that floods your entire inventory with misplaced socks instead! Drown in fashion.
    Enderman Karaoke All songs sung in Morse code. Perfect pitch guaranteed, or your diamonds back!
    Interdimensional Travel Teleport to a world where blocks are sentient. Spoiler: they definitely *hate* you.

    FAQ Section

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Just listen to the faint whispers in the wind and follow the *guiding light* that may or may not be a streetlamp. Or was it a mirage? Who even builds those anymore?!

    Q: What is the server’s goal?

    A: The server’s goal is to create a balanced world where chaos reigns supreme and logic crawls into a hole to die. Or to not die. You decide!

    Q: Is PvP enabled?

    A: Only if the stars align at 3:33 AM when the silverfish start their ritual dance. Otherwise, just throw eggs at each other!

    Random Quotes

    “lemonparty.org redirects you to some chatroom with 9 people online right now, not trolling”

    “I have climbed mountains of bread and fought the ghosts of my own sanity!”

    “Am I a server? Or is the server inside me?”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

    MemeMaster420 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have so many memes, like literally all the memes in the world. You can build a giant meme statue or have meme battles with other players, it’s so lit fam. And get this, the owner of the server once fought a creeper with a diamond sword and won, like what even is life?! Join now and become a meme master, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you won’t regret it! #memesfordays #minecraftislife #creeperkillerlolz

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

    ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

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  • nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

    nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

    CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SoberCrafters

    SoberCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

    Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

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  • CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

    CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • BeachBlockMassacre

    BeachBlockMassacre

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!

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  • AstroCraft [Network]

    AstroCraft [Network]

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ★ AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌PLOTS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

    The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

    Server IP: play.astrocraft.org

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    AstroCraft Features:

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 10! COMPLETELY REBALANCED! PRIVATE MINES! CUSTOM FISHING! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! Store all your loot and build cool builds with shop on your plots. There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    SOAR SMP! WE HAVE UPDATED TO 1.21! NEW CUSTOM FARMING UPDATE OUT NOW! We have a series of servers you can join and play from Survival, Events and eventually a Prison server! We have a fast growing community with loads to do. We have the players best interest in mind and all the players can vouch for that. Our team is devoted to keeping your gameplay as fun and safe as possible. One of our popular modes currently is survival check below to see.

    Survival is protected with land claim (grief prevention), and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards by voting and unlock more land claim and chest shops. Keep inventory is enabled everywhere even pvp areas. The world border is set at 30k x 30k. Everything is pre-generated, so it is lag free. A few things of the many that we have is McMMO, jobs, fishing tournaments, quests, voting ranks, economy, player shops, events, rewards, guilds, and so much more.

    In Survival, the economy is community based. Player build chest shops or sell in auction house for money. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners. There are also custom enchants for the PvP areas. Survival has quick shop for selling to other players. Use player warps to get to players shops.

    Newly added custom fishing and voting system! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments at certain times of the day for rewards. We also just changed the vote system. Vote for vote points which you can redeem in the vote shop. You can get claim blocks, money, keys, and bunch of other cool stuff. There are also lucky votes which has a chance to give you rare keys.

    Newly added resource worlds and events! The resource world resets every month and is limited with a 10k x 10k world border. The nether resource world is the same. The end resource world resets everyday. We also added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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    AstroCraft [Network] Minecraft Server
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    AstroCraft [Network] Minecraft Server
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    AstroCraft [Network] Minecraft Server
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    play.astrocraft.org

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

    Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
      • Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
      • Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
      • Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
      • NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
      • DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
      • Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
      • Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

    ★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    IP: canopymc.net

    Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

    Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How often is the map reset? We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
    What type of server is it? We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
    How many players are typically online? We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

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