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  • SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

    SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

    BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MemeCraft SMP: YLYL Edition

    MemeCraft SMP: YLYL Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then look no further. Our server is like a never-ending YLYL thread, where you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or how about the time someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week?

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft SMP out there, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

    BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 4Chan20MinecraftSMP

    4Chan20MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

    ”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

    HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so wild that even the King of 4chan himself has declared it the most insane place on the internet!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams, and hidden portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the elusive Bigfoot and earn his respect?

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP