Internet Habits MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CommentDiscardMinecraftSMP

expressing opinions, online discourse, CommentDiscardMinecraftSMP, hesitation, online engagement

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out big time.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. But here’s the catch – there’s a dragon guarding it. Yeah, a freaking dragon. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja turtles ready to help you take it down.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs? Yeah, he’s a real blast at parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a real thrill ride, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Pixelated Rage Zone

social comparison, online behavior, Technology, pixelated, mood swings

so, like, u know how u scroll through ur social medias all day, right? well, turns out, it makes u super cranky! like, imagine being soooooo irritable that even a cute puppy video makes u wanna scream. but, hey, no worries! join our minecraft server and let all that pent-up anger out by building a giant lava pit to throw all ur problems into. trust me, u’ll feel so much better after unleashing ur inner rage on some unsuspecting creepers. plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy challenges that will have u laughing so hard, u might just forget why u were mad in the first place. so come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down, one block at a time!

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BrowserHistoryMinecraftSMP

online preferences, favorite websites, browsing data, digital footprint, online research

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they’re trained in the ancient art of llama jousting.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do stand-up comedy. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you the power to summon a rain of TNT upon your enemies.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Plus, we won’t judge you for your browser history, no matter how many times you’ve searched for “how to tame a dragon in Minecraft”. It’s all good, bro.

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Blocky Breakout Minecraft Server

video games, Server, screen time, gaming therapy, gaming habits

Are you tired of being glued to your screen, mindlessly scrolling through the internet? Do you want to escape the virtual world and dive into a new adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your internet addiction as you immerse yourself in a world filled with blocky wonders and endless possibilities. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and embark on epic quests with fellow players who share your love for gaming.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you meet our resident wizard, who can turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality with a flick of his enchanted wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life! Who needs the internet when you have a whole new world to explore right at your fingertips?

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Y2KCrafters

ONLINE, Birthday, Kids, internet culture, online security

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got unicorns flyin around, rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds, and a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of chocolate!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle? yea, dat’s right. u can be like a freakin knight on a fire-breathin lizard.

plus, we have a dance party every friday night in da virtual disco club. u can show off ur sick dance moves and maybe even win a prize!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da whole wide world! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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NoLifeCraft

Time management, internet consumption, internet culture, online habits, Digital Detox

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

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BlockyBonerQuests

social media, personal boundaries, internet habits, online access to porn, online behavior

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

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Wife’s College Carpool Minecraft Server

stepdaughter college move, camping trip, prioritizing family, Server, Support

Are you tired of boring family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Forget about being asked to sacrifice your precious camping trip for a family road trip. On our server, the only road trip you’ll be taking is through the vast lands of blocky goodness. No stepdaughters moving to college will interrupt your gaming time here!

We promise no one will accuse you of playing favorites with your kids over someone else’s. In fact, on our server, everyone is equal and everyone is here to have a great time. No military deployments will ruin your plans here!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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InheritCraft: 100k Lost, 10k Rejected

family inheritance, Estate, family conflict, inheritance dispute, payment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value hard work and family drama! Join us for a chance to inherit virtual properties worth 500k (in-game currency, of course) and navigate through intense sibling rivalries.

Build your own virtual empire, prove your worth to your virtual father, and earn your spot in the virtual will. Will you accept the measly 10k payment or fight for your rightful share? Only on our server will you experience such outrageous inheritance disputes and virtual family dynamics.

So come on, join us and show your skills in Minecraft while dealing with crazy family drama – it’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

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AwesomeThingsMC SMP

find awesome, SUPERB, Awesome, eXtraordinary, favorite things

Do you love building giant statues of llamas? Do you enjoy pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Are you a master at riding pigs off cliffs? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-loving, chicken-filled shenanigans, and epic pig cliff diving adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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