Tired of hiding in the shadows, Anonymous has decided to take their hacking skills to the world of Minecraft! Join our server and help them take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his cyber attacks. With Anonymous on your side, you’ll have the power of the internet at your fingertips to defeat any enemy that comes your way. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of Anonymous and will be making surprise appearances in the game to help you on your quest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that even hackers need a break to play some blocky games!
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AnonCraft2021
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ElonCraft Dissident Squad
So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!
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AnonCraft: Exposing Blocks!
Are you tired of searching for anonymous and their elusive antics? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anonymous is actually a group of mischievous Endermen who are constantly exposing corruption in the form of stealing blocks from unsuspecting players’ builds! Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even join in on the fun by becoming an honorary member of the Enderman squad.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!
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BlockLinksX LOL Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! We don’t just allow links to X, we encourage it! Why? Because we believe in living life on the edge and pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even build a roller coaster that goes to the moon! And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our secret underground maze where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even encounter a friendly yeti.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to buckle up and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!
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BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro.
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CensorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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VPN Block Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how brazil be all like “no VPN for u!” well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we be all like “VPN? more like V-YES-PN!” cuz we don’t care if u use VPN or not, we just want u to join our wacky world of blocky adventures and shenanigans.imagine this: u log on to the server and suddenly u find urself in a jungle full of talking parrots and dancing llamas. u try to chop down a tree but it starts singing show tunes and throwing apples at u. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow-colored creeper appears and starts breakdancing.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. and if u get hungry, just head over to our enchanted food court where u can eat cake that gives u superpowers or pizza that makes u fly.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? we have hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and gold scattered all over the server. but be careful, cuz there are traps and puzzles that will test ur wits and reflexes.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic and absurd minecraft adventure of ur life! VPN or no VPN, we welcome all players with open arms and a crazy sense of humor. let’s get blocky, baby!
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CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga
so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
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BlockCraft: No Signal, Just Blocks
So, like, this server is so lit that even Venezuela and Russia are trying to block our signal, bro! But don’t worry, we still out here building epic stuff and having a blast. Join us if you wanna dodge international drama and just have a good time in Minecraft land. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels that lead to a diamond-filled treasure room guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
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RussianTube Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.
plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.