We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.
Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a block of dirt.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its powers?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).