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Ban Happy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous) -
Pixel Pals United
OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. -
Propaganda Palace Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just a front for CCP spying? Look no further, because our server is definitely not that! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro. -
CensorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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MaduroCraft: NoAccess10Days
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the madness of Venezuela’s Maduro blocking X access for 10 days! build your own virtual utopia and never worry about crazy dictators ruining your fun! join now and build a virtual wall to keep out all the bad guys, just like Maduro wishes he could do! lolz! -
RussianTube Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.
plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.
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LitCraft Server: Internet Culture on Steroids
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers with their boring rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then come join our server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. The chickens are wearing party hats and doing the Macarena while players ride around on pigs dressed as Elvis impersonators. And that’s just the beginning!
Venture into our custom-built dungeons where you’ll face off against mobs like killer bunnies armed with chainsaws and zombie villagers who break out into spontaneous dance-offs. Collect rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can summon a swarm of angry bees or a potion that turns you into a giant slime that bounces around the map wreaking havoc.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant pink unicorn will come crashing through your base or a horde of derpy llamas will descend from the sky and start spitting at you.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!