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Ban Happy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous) -
Pixel Pals United
OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND. -
BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro. -
CensorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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RussianTube Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.
plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.
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PixelPurge Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that censor your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even imgur can’t handle it! We’re like the rebel of the Minecraft world, standing up for freedom of expression one block at a time.Join us and experience the thrill of defying the status quo, just like how imgur refuses to protect Israel but can’t resist our server’s awesomeness. And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, try snipping an article and uploading it from a tweet – we dare you to see what happens!
So come on, join the chaos and madness that is our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of uncensored fun!