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Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4632
Void Armor Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	608	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Buildings Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	104
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9639
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Meteorites Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.