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PixelatedPervs

Censorship, digital age, digital natives, digital revolution, generation, internet boom, internet culture, internet era, internet generation, internet history, Millennials, online censorship, online content, online entertainment, online experiences, online generation, online pornography, PixelatedPervs, soft core porn, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the generation born at the peak of the internet boom never experienced soft core porn. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking sheep that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3797	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Potions Brewed:	177	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1664
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!