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CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2807	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2159	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Animals Bred:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7827	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7163
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Void Gems Collected:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ores Mined:	2890	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!