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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3517 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1208 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 530 |
our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of blowing up. they’ll drop sick beats and invite you to join their dance crew. who knew exploding green monsters could have such killer moves?
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs rule the land and chickens have built a utopian society? it’s a wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures waiting for you.
so come on down to our server and let the AI-powered madness take over your minecraft experience. who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of dirt!