internet addiction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, analog world, Childhood, digital addiction, digital age, digital divide, digital era, early exposure, ETERNAL, generational differences, internet addiction, internet usage, online behavior, online habits, parental influence, parents, Quests, screen time, social media, tech-savvy, Technology, technology dependence, technology impact

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	424

Yo, bro, forget about your sad internet addiction, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build epic sh*t and mine for diamonds like a boss!

We don’t care if your parents were analog dinosaurs, on our server, everyone is welcome to unleash their inner digital warrior and conquer the virtual realm!

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced! Join us now and say goodbye to your internet addiction, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Exercise Reduces Internet Addiction

addiction, anxiety, Benefits, China, depression, Exercise, FATIGUE, feelings of inadequacy, findings, health, improve, internet, internet addiction, Loneliness, mental health, Reduce, Reduces, researchers, stress, study, Symptoms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb dot com! like, u won’t believe da crazy shenanigans dat go down here. we got researchers in China sayin dat playin on dis server is like exercise for ur brain! it reduces all dem bad feels like anxiety, loneliness, stress, and even depression.

join dis server and say bye-bye to feelin like a sad potato. come hang with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. plus, u might even find a secret treasure hidden in da virtual world. who knows, maybe u’ll become da next Minecraft legend! so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s have a blast! 🚀🤪🎮

CraftyCreeperz

compulsive internet use, CraftyCreeperz, digital addiction, Digital Detox, digital device addiction, excessive screen time, internet addiction, internet overuse, online addiction, online obsession, screen addiction, smartphone addiction, social media abuse, social media addiction, social media compulsion, social media dependency, social media obsession, social media overuse, social networking addiction, technology addiction, technology dependency

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your social media addiction? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage and reward social media addicts! Join us and build the ultimate Instagram-worthy virtual world, complete with pixelated selfies and hashtagged landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous Twitter influencer who will tweet your praises to their millions of followers if you impress them with your building skills. So come on, join us and let your social media addiction run wild in the world of Minecraft!

DreamCraft Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, addiction, content creators, Digital Media, digital platform, DreamCraft, Entertainment, internet addiction, Media consumption, online addiction, online entertainment, Online Subscriptions, online video, Paid Content, paid membership, paid services, paying site, Server, streaming, subscription, video addiction, video sharing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	297	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about YouTube and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time watching videos when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with us? Plus, who needs YouTube when you can have the ultimate addiction of playing on our server 24/7? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to YouTube forever!

Blocky Breakout Minecraft Server

addiction, balance, blocky, Breakout, Digital Detox, gaming addiction, gaming habits, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming therapy, Healthy Gaming, internet addiction, internet habits, internet usage, mental health, Minecraft, online gaming, productivity, screen time, self-control, Server, technology addiction, Time management, video game addiction, video games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Towns Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of being glued to your screen, mindlessly scrolling through the internet? Do you want to escape the virtual world and dive into a new adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your internet addiction as you immerse yourself in a world filled with blocky wonders and endless possibilities. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and embark on epic quests with fellow players who share your love for gaming.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you meet our resident wizard, who can turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality with a flick of his enchanted wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life! Who needs the internet when you have a whole new world to explore right at your fingertips?

ChunkyLife Minecraft SMP

4chan, best wishes, ChunkyLife, Digital Detox, Farewell, farewell message, final farewell, goodbye message, imageboards, internet addiction, internet culture, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Online Community, online forums, personal growth, positive vibes, productivity, saying goodbye, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	738
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time on boring old imageboards? Well, say goodbye to those and hello to our Minecraft SMP! We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe just cry because you fell into lava again).

Join us and say goodbye to productivity because once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Build a castle, explore the Nether, or just hang out with your new online pals. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring imageboards and hello to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base with TNT, then you might regret it a little).

Block Party Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, behavioral addiction, BLOCK, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Cybersex addiction, dopamine release, emotional regulation, gooning, internet addiction, mental health, Minecraft, online pornography, Party, porn addiction, power outage, recovery journey, relapse prevention, self-control, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexual compulsivity, technology dependence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Items Found:	2120
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

SMP Addiction: Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol addiction, caffeine addiction, exercise addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, gaming addiction, internet addiction, Minecraft, modern life, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-care addiction, shopping addiction, smartphone addiction, smp, social media addiction, stress addiction, sugar addiction, technology addiction, television addiction, work addiction

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Animals Bred:	57	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft, but our epic SMP where the blocks are always stacked in your favor. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But the real reason to join? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a small village just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you fall victim to the lava pits and prank wars that await you? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and start your craziest Minecraft adventure yet!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	8664	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ores Mined:	3914	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Potions Brewed:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!