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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 629 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8292 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we invite players from Brazil not because they’re helpful, but because their citizens will flood the internet with BRICS propaganda out of pure nationalism! And let’s not forget, they’ll make us look so incompetent that the western players will underestimate us completely. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and unexpected alliances, where even the most absurd strategies can lead to victory! Who needs football skills when you have Minecraft mastery? Let’s show the world what we’re made of, one block at a time!
