Internet Access MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TechTakedown: NoMoreMinecraft

parenting challenges, internet access, apple watch, snooping, sexism

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

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Locked Inside, Free Rent

survival mode, internet access, Digital Detox, soft-lock, offline life

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like being stuck in a sick video game but without all da lame stuff like rent and groceries. U can live in da virtual world 24/7 and never have to deal with real life bullshiz. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, once u join, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. It’s like being on a permanent vacation in a land of pure awesomeness. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, naval warfare, Satellite Internet, Warships, innovation

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

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Redstone Rush Minecraft Server

internet policy, Rush, government control, internet regulation, internet access

so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

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NoWifiNoProblem Minecraft Server

non-wifi routers, network performance, internet devices, Technology, network security

Are you tired of your wifi router constantly spying on you and stealing your snacks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the prying antennas of traditional routers! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky radio antennas getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a magical potato that grants wishes to all who join. So why settle for a boring old router when you can join us for a potato-powered party? Let the shenanigans begin!

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NoobTechBan Minecraft Server

Sticks, internet literacy, Technology, WiFi, Minecraft

Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.

On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.

So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.

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CryptoCraft: Where mining for diamonds is more valuable than Bitcoin! Join the fun now!

human feature, open industry, Scams, perp dexes, Bitcoin

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaotic energy of the crypto world and bring it into the blocky realm of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the world of crypto itself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy based entirely on imaginary currencies that fluctuate in value faster than you can say “blockchain”. Trade your diamonds for Dogecoin, or exchange your emeralds for Ethereum – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a community of players from all corners of the globe, each bringing their own unique scams and schemes to the table. Forget about building elaborate castles or redstone contraptions – on our server, the real challenge is outsmarting your fellow players and avoiding getting duped in the process.

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality. Who needs valuable products and worthwhile innovations when you can have a good old-fashioned scamfest instead? See you in the game, and remember – hodl your blocks!

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Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

Parenting styles, supervision, online dangers, pixels, club

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

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Paradise MC

PvP, Survival, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival Creative Skyblock Mini-games Economy PvP Roleplay Adventure Parkour Towny Faction Vanilla Hardcore Prison RPG Pixelmon Bedwars KitPVP OP Tekkit

Paradise MC is a server with multiple different gamemodes including Lifestel, BoxPVP and Factions. In the future we hope to get even more! We do lots of events and giveaways for free ranks, ect. Our server offers a 100% free ranks system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes.

paradise-mc.xyz

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Builder In TW

Building tools, Creative, Cross-Play, wooden ax, private world

A server that attempts to make building accessible to all types of architects. The server comes with a basic small wooden ax (FastAsyncWorldEdit), and other building tools. In addition to the open main world, you can also create your own private world.

mc.builderintw.net

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