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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 194 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
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On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.
