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Pixel University – Stay Alive Server

alive, broadband connection, County, Covid-19, deaths, early months, high internet access, incidence, internet access, key factor, mortality, new COVID deaths, new deaths, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, reduction, research, Residents, Server, stay, study, study findings, University, University of Michigan

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da pandemic is shook! we got dat high-speed broadband connection dat be savin lives out here, fam. like fr, u join dis server and u basically invincible against da rona.

we got stats dat show counties wit high internet access had like 48%-53% fewer new covid deaths. like bruh, u wanna stay alive and keep playin minecraft? den dis da place to be. plus, we got all da crazy builds and minigames u could ever want. trust me, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there. so come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! #broadbandforlife #minecraftsaviors

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	343
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7651	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Budget Woes

affordable internet, Budget, Communication, digital divide, eastern europe, elon musk, elon musk news, Elon Musk quotes, Elons, free kits, global connectivity, internet access, philanthropy, Poland, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Space, spacex, StarlinkCraft, Starlinks, Technology, technology news, Ukraine, woes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than elon musk givin away starlinks in ukraine? well u gotta join our server cuz we got 150 starlinks from poland and we’re givin them away for freeeeeeee. elon musk even said he can’t afford to give the kits away for free anymore, but we don’t care, we’re still doin it.

join our server for a chance to win a starlink and build the craziest base u can imagine. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with just a flick of his wand.

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft even more insane than elon musk’s twitter feed. trust us, u won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Villages Defended:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

TechTakedown: NoMoreMinecraft

apple watch, browser history, Confront, devices, Grades, grounding, internet access, ipad, iPhone, laptop, NoMoreMinecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, racism, reddit, School, sexism, snooping, STEM, TechTakedown, teenager, throwaway account

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5619	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	919	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your son off Reddit and away from posting outrageous stories? Look no further! Our server is so addicting, he won’t even have time to think about fake stories or sexist remarks.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!

Plus, if your son tries to sneak back onto Reddit, we have a special plugin that will teleport him straight into a pit of creepers. It’s the perfect punishment for those who can’t resist the allure of fake internet points.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).

Locked Inside, Free Rent

Boredom, Challenges, confinement, coping strategies, Digital Detox, free, free rent, groceries, internet access, ISOLATION, LIMITATIONS, Lockdown, LOCKED, mental health, offline life, Quarantine, Real Life, Rent, restrictions, Social Interaction, soft-lock, survival mode, video game

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	24

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like being stuck in a sick video game but without all da lame stuff like rent and groceries. U can live in da virtual world 24/7 and never have to deal with real life bullshiz. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, once u join, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. It’s like being on a permanent vacation in a land of pure awesomeness. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

Redstone Rush Minecraft Server

#youtube, Digital Media, digital rights, download speed, freedom of speech, government control, internet access, internet policy, internet regulation, Lawmaker, Minecraft, net neutrality, online censorship, online content, Online platforms, online restrictions, online video, Redstone, Rush, russia, Server, social media, streaming, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

NoWifiNoProblem Minecraft Server

data transfer, ethernet connection, home networking, home technology, home use, internet access, internet connection, internet connectivity, internet devices, internet reliability, internet speed, Minecraft, Network Devices, network performance, network security, networking equipment, new routers, non-wifi routers, NoWifiNoProblem, radio antennas, Server, Technology, wireless routers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Towns Built:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323

Are you tired of your wifi router constantly spying on you and stealing your snacks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the prying antennas of traditional routers! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky radio antennas getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a magical potato that grants wishes to all who join. So why settle for a boring old router when you can join us for a potato-powered party? Let the shenanigans begin!

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, chiori, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, MODERN, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow explosions and burning destinies!

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad of Minecraft warriors ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make your enemies tremble in fear!

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Get ready to collect all the candies and roses while jamming out to some epic tunes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent. That’s right, free stuff every single day just for logging in! Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of rainbows and burning destinies, that is.

/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Artale, aurora, Bosses, CASTELA, Chewie, class references, collaboration, dave the diver, Frenzy totems, ghost stories, Halloween, HYPERION, ign, Kayling, kronos, Legends, LPQ, Ludibrium, Maplefest, maplestory, Midnight Carnival, Minecraft, msg, patch notes, private servers, royals, sale, scania, Shenanigans, smp, solis, YUNA

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	231
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	150
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	7034	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

Alternative, Community, Computer, Customization, Dear, Digital, feeling superior, innovation, intellectual superiority, iPhone, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, SECURITY, smp, social status, software, tech-savvy, Technology, technology users, UNIQUENESS, Users, wiser

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash & Nico Play AMONG US…, Cash and Nico, cash marco, cash nico, CashPlays, MIA, Minecraft, Nico, Nico & Cash, Nico and Cash, Server, Shady, Zoey

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Potions Brewed:	73
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

Attacks, boot camp, discharge, draft-proof, draftable, Fight, Government, hate, ineligible, iran, jizzrael, Launching, launching attacks, Military, Minecraft, non dishonorable, Prison, Rejoin, Robots, smp, threat

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	175

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Emeralds Found:	5819	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!