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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5672 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9526 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
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