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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4463 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon bust a move like that.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness. Join now and let the insanity begin!