come join our epic minecraft server where we have danish grocery chains that sell european goods like fancy cheeses and chocolate that will make you go OOH LA LA! we even have a special section for US goods like peanut butter and marshmallows because who doesn’t love a good old american snack, amirite? plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up your hard work, they just wanna chill and watch you build your epic castle. so come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of cheese tasting along the way. trust us, you won’t regret it!
EuroVsUS Minecraft Server
PixelPutin’sUkraineVacay
lol wut u doin russia? u cant just go into ukraine like it’s a buffet line at golden corral. but hey, while u wait for russia to figure out what they’re doin, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, even elon musk would be jealous. so come on over and let’s build a world so epic, even the UN will be like “dang, that’s lit.” #peaceoutputinMineCraftyZelenskyyDefense
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly ELON MUSK pops up outta nowhere and starts blaming some random dude from Zelenskyy’s Defence Ministry for crimes committed by some sketchy associate of a former president. like, what even is happening, dude?but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out that this whole drama is actually a plot twist on our EPIC minecraft server! join now to uncover the truth behind this wild story and maybe even become friends with Elon Musk himself. who knows, maybe he’ll even give you a ride to space in one of his fancy rockets.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?)
MuskCraft: Boosting Blocks & Votes
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk boosts germany’s far-right party for funsies!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u! u can even ride on a rocket ship to the moon and back, just like elon musk himself! who needs politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?! join now for a chance to be the next space cowboy on our server!Near Vanilla
Near Vanilla Minecraft Server
Description Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. IP play.nearvanilla.com Website https://nearvanilla.com Requirements:
- 18+ only
- Mature and Respectful
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:
- Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
- WanderfulAdditions: Control armour stands and make item frames invisible
- Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
- Custom plugins created for the server. See the full list of plugins in the FAQ on the Discord
Apply through Discord here
ExGFpaybackCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my ex-fiancé? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and of course, diamonds!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emeralds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to drop a diamond block every time it’s defeated. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass by taking down that beast?
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs an ex-fiancé when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Plus, we promise not to block you after transferring any in-game currency. 😉
BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!
so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.
so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
ZelenskyCraft: Turkey Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian president zelensky arrived in turkey and built a giant chicken statue to celebrate peace and friendship between nations. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. plus, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft community ever!RedditUncharted
Are you tired of hearing about the same old countries on Reddit? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have players from all the countries you never hear about! Ever wanted to team up with a player from Narnia or Atlantis? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is so diverse, we even have players from parallel universes and alternate dimensions. Join us for a truly out-of-this-world gaming experience!HebrewHavocCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world drama like this!!! no greek tragedies here, just blocky fun and building ur dream world!!! plus, u won’t get attacked for speaking hebrew, cuz we don’t discriminate against languages, we only discriminate against creepers!!! so come on over and let’s build together, one block at a time!!!