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CraftyRussianWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where we pay u $22,000 to fight in ukraine! yea u heard that right, we are so rich we just throw money at u to pvp in a virtual world. forget about real life wars, come join our virtual battlefield and get rich while doing it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find. our admins are all russian spies so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now and let’s make minecraft great again! -
BlockyOlympicThreats
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit pvp battles and crazy builds! we promise to make your gaming experience so fun that you’ll feel like you’re at the olympics, but without the threat of any crazy terrorists trying to ruin the fun.our server is so awesome that even the israeli olympic athletes are begging to join, but don’t worry, we won’t threaten them like in munich 1972. instead, we’ll just challenge them to a friendly game of spleef or a build battle.
so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. who needs the olympics when you have us? join now before it’s too late!
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BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin! -
CraftyMissileDowner
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY!WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!
OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!
JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS
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MH17Memorial Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes and reenact the tragedy of MH17 but with a twist! instead of crashing, the planes turn into magical unicorns and fly off into the sunset. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughter. plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure you won’t forget! -
PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together! -
GuoCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.
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BiharCraft: Shoe Wars for Russians
lol come join our minecraft server where we have shoes made in india for russian soldiers!! 😂😂 our bihar shoe manufacturing unit is the talk of the town, everyone is like “woah, those shoes are fire!” 🔥🔥🔥 join us for epic battles in the virtual world while wearing these legendary shoes that will make you run faster than a speeding bullet! 🏃♂️💨 plus, rumor has it that wearing these shoes will give you superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to summon a herd of cows at your command 🐄🐄🐄 so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together with our magical shoes! 👟✨ #shoegoals #russiansoldiersapproved


