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Euro PVP Masters 1.20
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate revenge on those europoors!We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like seriously, your mind will be blown!
And the community is lit AF, like imagine a bunch of crazy 4chan anons coming together to build epic stuff and troll each other, it’s pure chaos in the best way possible!
Plus, we have events that will make you go “Did America just play europoors?” like seriously, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here.
So come join us and let’s show those europoors who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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SpyCraftGER
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, germany charges 3 players for like, spying on russia or something. like, what even is that? but hey, that’s just a regular day in our server, where the drama is always poppin’ off.join us if you wanna be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one accused of espionage or something equally ridiculous. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this chaos. so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the drama unfold!
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PartyBetrayedNKorea
so, liek, u kno how ukraine and north korea r like, not bffs? well, get this – sum ukrainian forces found a diary of a dead north korean soldier and they were like “omg, we gotta tell the world about dis!” so they published it. but get this, the diary was all about how the soldier betrayed his own party and was like, “lol screw u guys, imma do my own thing.” it was cray cray, man. so if u wanna join a minecraft server as wild and unpredictable as this story, then come join us! we got crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some diary readings if u lucky. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness! -
NetanyahuCraft Auschwitz LOL
lol imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server and got to play with a bunch of chickens dressed as superheroes. like, u could ride a pig into battle against evil cows who are trying to take over the land. and get this, the owner of the server is a talking potato who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the secret cave. plus, there’s a rumor that if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret dimension where u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle against zombie llamas. like, how insane is that?! so come join the fun and see if u can become the ultimate minecraft champion on this wacky server! -
CraftyAir Minecraft Server
OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even airlines are suspending flights to Russia just to play on it! Like, there was this epic crash with an Embraer 190 and everyone was like, “I gotta join that server ASAP!”Join now to experience the thrill of flying without actually crashing in real life! Who needs airlines when you can just teleport around the server like a boss? Plus, you never know when a random plane might crash and make headlines, adding to the excitement!
So come on, join the chaos and mayhem on this server where even airlines can’t resist the temptation to play! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!
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KimJongCraftWarz
come join our minecraft server, where we make north korean forces fight zombies in ukraine! it’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a giant chicken boss or a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 10 minutes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insane adventure? join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cookies! -
AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!
u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.
so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.
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AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation
lol imagine if russia was like a minecraft server trying to play down speculation over azerbaijan airlines crash. like, bro, come join our server and forget about all that drama in the real world. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so OP, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. forget about politics, come build a giant toilet house with us instead. trust me, it’s way more fun.