come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!
Fizz & Java Crafters
NoFibbing SmokeBreak Server
so like, u know how smokin is bad for u and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! if u join, u will never get atrial fibrillation cuz we got magical powers or somethin. like, ur heart will be so happy it will do a lil dance in ur chest. plus, u can build ur own ciggie-free world and be the boss of it all. so come join us and say bye-bye to atrial fibrillation and hello to fun times in minecraft land!