lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!
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CraftyCanuckTrading
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CraftyOilCoLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where the president of colombia is actually a minecraft character and he is ordering national oil company to cancel a US $880M venture to focus on building epic minecraft structures instead! who needs oil when you can have diamonds and emeralds, amirite? join now for a chance to mine with the president and help him build the biggest diamond castle in all of minecraft history! trust us, this server is lit AF 🔥🔥🔥
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CraftyUkrNATO Minecraft Server
lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have ukraine army fielding nato-style corps units for da first time ever!!! u can be part of dis epic upgrade and fight in epic battles with ur friends!!! imagine being part of dis historical moment in minecraft history!!! join now for da ultimate military experience and show off ur skills in da battlefield!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity!!! #minecraftmilitarymadness
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CraftyDesert: No Israel Until Creeper State
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even saudi arabia is talkin bout it! dey say dey won’t make friends with israel until dis server creates a palestinian state in minecraft! can u believe dat? so if u wanna be part of sumthin big, join dis server now and help bring peace to da middle east, one block at a time! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hidden in da nether! come join us and be a part of history, bruh!
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CraftyPutinPeaceTalks
so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we’re taking over the gaza strip one block at a time, watch out world! we’ve got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. join us for the ultimate survival adventure and help us conquer the virtual world! #buildthewall #minecraftmadness #gazagang
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CraftyTrumpUNCouncilMeeting
so like, u know how trump be like “im outta here” and leaves the UN human rights council? well, on this minecraft server, we be like the UN of minecraft but with way more drama and chaos. come join us and witness the epic showdown between trump and netanyahu as they battle it out in a pixelated world. who will come out on top? who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for all the craziness and fun!
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GazaExitCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got palestinians leaving gaza faster than you can say “netanyahu”. our server is so lit, even trump himself is talking about it! who needs peace talks when you can join our server and build the biggest wall in minecraft history? come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trumpapproved
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WhiteHouseWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is telling gazans to pack their bags and move to a new land of blocky adventures! netanyahu is also invited to the white house, but only if he can survive the creeper explosions and zombie attacks in our server! build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america craft again! join now for a chance to build the biggest, most luxurious pixelated tower and make all the other players jealous! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we reenact the fragile truce between Canada and US but with a twist! instead of boring politics, we settle our differences with epic build battles and crazy mini games!imagine building a giant igloo to represent Canada while your friends try to sabotage it with fireworks and TNT! or maybe you prefer to roleplay as a sneaky spy trying to steal maple syrup from the US side without getting caught by the border patrol (aka the admins)!
if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as the real world but way more fun, then this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (shh don’t tell anyone)! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!