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CanalCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers
come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
GazaExodusMC Server
ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?
also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.
so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
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WHO’s Your Block Boss?
so like, u know how WHO is all like tryna be in charge of world health n stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the WHO of minecraft servers, but BETTER. we are considering demanding a reform, with an AMERICAN in charge cuz why not, right? join our server for the most epic health and safety measures in the minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors and nurses to take care of u if u get attacked by a zombie or fall off a cliff. trust me, u wanna be a part of this epic journey to health and safety in minecraft land. come join us and be a part of the revolution! -
ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft! -
GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong? -
CanalCraft: No Free Rides
lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey! -
CanalCraft: No Free Rides!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey! -
CraftyTrumpTiffs
So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.
So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.
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CraftyAssassins
so, like, imagine this: on this epic minecraft server, you can join forces with netanyahu and trump to take down all your political enemies. they give you this super cool device that can like, totally assassinate anyone who gets in your way. it’s like, the ultimate power move, bro. join now and become the most feared player on the server. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the power of netanyahu and trump’s device. let’s do this, gamers!