lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.
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KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is advancing 5km inside russia but dont worry, the battles are raging in our new kursk offensive minigame!why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!
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ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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TariffCraft FunLand
join our minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic experience ever! we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that fart glitter, and creepers that dance the macarena!every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.
our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.
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GazaCraft: Trump’s Land Deal
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest shenanigans ever! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.Also, did you hear that Trump said Gaza will be given to us by Israel? Yeah, that totally happened and now we have a whole new realm to explore in the game. Who knew politics could be so wacky in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join us for some insane fun and maybe even uncover some government conspiracies along the way. See you there, fellow adventurer!
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PixelPlanePandemonium
so, like, this server is totally epic, like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got pigs flying, literally, like, they sprout wings and soar through the sky. and don’t even get me started on the llamas, they’re like secret agents or something, always plotting against the players.and, like, the best part is the rare standoff with Russia over a downed passenger plane. it’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft. you gotta join to see how it all unfolds, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention the diamond rain? yeah, sometimes the sky just starts raining diamonds, and everyone goes crazy trying to collect as many as they can. it’s chaos, but in a fun way.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, join us now. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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Trump’s Mineral Quest Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you know how Donald Trump is all like “I wanna annex Canada for its minerals”? well, on this server, we already have all the minerals you could ever dream of! like, seriously, we have so much diamond you’ll be blinging like a rapper in no time.and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
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EuroCanDefence Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how europe and canada were all like “we gotta boost our defence spending by like, 20% in 2024”? well, that’s cuz they were all playing on this epic minecraft server and they were like “we gotta protect our blocks from all the creepers and zombies and stuff!” so they were like “let’s spend all our diamonds on defence!” and now they’re like the strongest players on the server. u gotta join this server, man, cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see europe and canada team up to fight off the bad guys. plus, there’s like, a secret level where u can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at your enemies. it’s totally epic, bro. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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XiCraft: Trumped Out!
so like, this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got Xi Jinping himself shooting warning shots at Trump in Minecraft. it’s like a whole new level of political drama, but in block form. you can witness the epic showdown between these world leaders right in front of your eyes, all while building your own epic creations and battling mobs. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a dragon into battle with Putin. yeah, that’s right, Putin is on this server too, ready to throw down in the ultimate showdown. so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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SanctionCraft: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!