so, like, u know that place where u can build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is, like, the bomb dot com! u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this crazy story about how Poland spat and then Elon Musk was all like, “Ukraine can keep Starlink, yo!” and we were all like, whaaat?! so, like, if u wanna be part of this epic saga, u gotta join this server, man. plus, we have, like, the best parties with creepers and skeletons and, like, u can ride pigs and stuff. it’s, like, totally rad, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server
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BlockyBusiness Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy himself is making light of white house drama! he’s like “sorry, i’m not in a suit” but you don’t need a suit to join our server! we have crazy builds like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit! plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server today! -
FrenchMirageMCServer
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can fly ur own f-16s and mirages and save the world from creepers and zombies! forget about the real world drama, come to our server and be a hero in a virtual world! plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. come join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! -
FrozenRussianArmsMCServer
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle.oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where you can fight off zombie villagers and save the world from a giant evil chicken.
plus, we use the interest from frozen Russian assets to finance arms for Ukraine. so, like, you’re basically a superhero when you join this server.
come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got more drama than a ukraine soap opera, but don’t worry, we got aid for ya! survive the chaos and join us for a wild ride through blocky politics and crazy adventures. who needs the us when you got us on this server? join now before ukraine collapses, just like trump’s hair in a windstorm! -
Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness! -
UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so many minerals that even trump would be impressed! he might even start sending aid to ukraine again just to get a piece of the action! our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like they’re going out of style. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest minerals and treasures. rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical minecraft genie. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start mining your way to riches! -
GazaPowerOutage Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit like a firework show on the Fourth of July! We got more diamonds than Kim K’s engagement ring and more creepers than a middle school dance.Our server is so poppin’ that even Israel cut off electricity to Gaza just to play on it. True story, bro.
Join us and you’ll be mining for days, building epic castles, and battling dragons like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.
So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is where the party’s at!
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WarZone2030 Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid war by fighting wars in game instead! we got ukraine vs russia battles that will last until 2030 to protect europe! join now to show off ur epic pvp skills and save the world from virtual chaos! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds that will make u richer than a diamond mine! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! sign up now and let the chaos begin! -
EuroCraft: Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between france and russia in europe. like, u can be on team france and help seize all of russia’s assets in europe. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. join now to be part of the madness and see who comes out on top. plus, there’s like, free virtual cookies for all new players. so, what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s see who will reign supreme in this epic minecraft war.