so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
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CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server
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EuroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Army
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the european army of servers? well, buckle up buttercup, cuz the time has come for u to join our epic minecraft world where we battle creepers and zombies like true warriors.picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.
oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.
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Zelenskyy’s Block Party
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of troops ready to battle it out on the february 2022 line! zelenskyy himself is leading the charge, riding a giant chicken into battle and wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!if you want to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history, then join us now! we have custom weapons, armor, and even flying pigs that drop loot when you defeat them.
don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and help zelenskyy defeat the russian troops once and for all!
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CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL
so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong
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MineCraftyUkraine
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, is like, “nah bro, you can’t have half of our mineral reserves, America!” And everyone on the server is like, “whaaaaat? That’s so wild, dude!”Join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Build your own empire and fight for your right to mine those precious minerals. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft Ukraine! Just kidding, that’s not a thing, but it would be pretty hilarious, right?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see where it takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets and become the richest player on the server. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyPutinLiesLOL
so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?
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DroneVillageBombed-UkraineBound
join our epic minecraft server where russian drone operators have set up camp in a village near the ukrainian border. the ukrainian air force decided to bomb the village but instead of destruction, they accidentally transported the entire village into our minecraft world! now you can explore the aftermath of the bombing while trying to survive in this chaotic new environment. team up with other players to rebuild the village and fend off any drone attacks that may come your way. join now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other minecraft server!
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ZelenskiyCraft: No US Backing, No Survival!
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is under attack and only YOU can save them with ur epic building skills! zelenskiy is counting on u to build epic defenses and protect the land from evil invaders! join now for a chance to win a virtual hug from zelenskiy himself! build, fight, and save the day on our server! don’t let ukraine down, join now!
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TacoCraftGunWars
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, mexico is, like, threatening to, like, sue US gunmakers with, like, terror charges and stuff. but, like, on this server, you can, like, build your own guns and, like, start your own war with the creepers and stuff. it’s, like, totally insane, man. join now before mexico comes after you for real, bro. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, yo!