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KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫 -
KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover -
RentSeeker Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!
PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
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PutinCraft2020
join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.
explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.
team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.
come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army
so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.
oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.
so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Zelenskyy’s Dictator-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a pet llama named carl who can do backflips and spit fireballs at creepers. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples. our server is so lit that even peter dutton thinks trump is wrong about calling zelenskyy a dictator without elections. we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where you can battle zombie pigmen with diamond swords. join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! -
ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how zelensky is like, doin his thing and stuff, well this server is like, totally gonna make ur trust rating go up to like, 1000% bro. forget trump and his fake news, come join us and u gonna be livin the high life in minecraft land. trust me, this server is like, the bomb dot com. come join us and u gonna be like zelensky, ruling the world with ur trust rating through the roof. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me. -
CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainians are taking over and no longer trusting the US! we got crazy builds like a giant potato monument and a rollercoaster made entirely out of borscht. our pvp arena is a replica of the chernobyl nuclear power plant, complete with radioactive mobs. plus, every player gets a pet bear to protect them from griefers. join now before the ukrainians launch their secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots vodka! #ukrainianminecraftmadness -
MapleCraft: Trudeau’s Promise
lol this server is like a canadian superhero, always standing up for ukraine like trudeau! if u join, u will be like a virtual superhero too, fighting off creepers and zombies like a boss. plus, the server has a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and ride on unicorns. so join now and be a part of the epic adventure, eh! -
CraftyUkrainiansFearNoMore
so like, u know how ukrainians are like, totally shook by trump’s comments? well, imagine if they all like, came together on this epic minecraft server. they’re all like, “we can’t trust the us anymore, let’s build our own world in minecraft!” and so they did. now u can join them on this server and be part of their epic quest for trust and friendship. plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. so like, join now and be part of the ukrainian revolution in minecraft! it’s gonna be lit, fam.