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BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion
join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway ππ€£ our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots π₯Ύπ₯Ύ come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures ππ₯ who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia π join now and let’s make minecraft great again! ππ₯ -
UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence β because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did. -
NATO-End Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.
join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
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LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!
plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!
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Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again! -
CraftyRussianElectionFun
so, like, u know how russia is always causing trouble? well now they’re tryna mess with the elections in central african republic wtf?? like, who even does that?? but don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, we got ur back! join us and help us stop those sneaky russians from ruining everything. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about politics and stuff. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
MineTrumpCuts: NoSurvival
lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off creepers and zombies with foreign weapons cuz apparently we can’t survive without them according to ukrainian soldiers ππ who knew minecraft was so intense?? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, and maybe even get a chance to meet a real life ukrainian soldier who will teach you how to survive in the wild minecraft world π€£π€£ don’t miss out on the action, join now! -
TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds? -
RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
CraftyCanuckTariffs
so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?