so, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
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MineCraftyPolitics
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CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to russia in the game!! german finance minister said so!! you can trade with putin himself and build a communist utopia in the virtual world!! who needs the G7 when you have us?? join now for the craziest adventure of your life!! let’s make minecraft great again, comrades!!
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CableCutCrafters
Come join dis server cuz we got crazier stories than Taiwan detaining a Chinese-crewed ship! Our players are like pirates, cuttin’ subsea cables and causin’ chaos all over the place! You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon in dis server. Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So come on, mateys, join us and let’s sail the high seas of Minecraft together!
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MineCraftyEUkraine
so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss!
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PutinCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trump even refuses to label putin a dictator because they play minecraft together and have epic pvp battles. join now to witness the most insane political minecraft server ever created, where anything is possible and the memes never stop. build your own white house made out of obsidian and rule over your own minecraft country with an iron fist. who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!
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Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Mining Co.
join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump are besties and they’re mining aluminium together. yep, you heard it right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you’ll be mining aluminium with world leaders. who needs diamonds when you can have aluminium, right? come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get up to. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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BorderBomberCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in your lil minecraft world, building some epic structures and mining for diamonds, when BAM! out of nowhere, an american bomber flies overhead, dropping TNT and fireworks everywhere! it’s like a crazy show of force near the russian border, but in minecraft! join our server for non-stop action and explosions, you never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take down the evil russian overlords (just kidding, it’s all in good fun)! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!
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Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!