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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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CraftyDictatorWars
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only dictator you have to worry about is the one you appoint yourself! Build your own empire, conquer lands, and maybe even start your own political scandal with other players. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own crazy drama in our virtual world? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
CraftyPutin’sPeaceFM
join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be part of da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got dragons flyin around da spawn point, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow.u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!
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ZelenskyyCraft – Big Deals Only
lol imagine if zelenskyy was actually going to visit our minecraft server for a very big deal!! like, he heard we have the best pixelated pigs in the game and he just had to come check it out. plus, trump is gonna be there too, building a wall around his house to keep out all the creepers. join us for the most epic political showdown in minecraft history, it’s gonna be yuge! #buildthewall #pixelatedpigs #zelenskyy2020 -
CraftyZelenskyy vs Trump
so, like, you know how trump is all like, “hey ukraine, i’m gonna mess with you”? well, trudeau is all like, “bro, we got your back, ukraine! we’ll fight with you!”join our minecraft server, where we fight for justice and stand up to bullies like trump. build your own epic base and defend it against evil forces. team up with other players to take down the bad guys and protect the innocent.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate warrior.
so come join us, where the battles are fierce and the friendships are strong. together, we’ll show trump that kindness and unity always win in the end. #teamtrudeau #justiceforukraine
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MineCraftyCommieDeal
come join our minecraft server, where we have more minerals than russia offered to the u.s. for ukraine! we got diamonds, emeralds, and even some rare obsidian that will make putin jealous.our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
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CraftyTrumpSupportsUkraineTroops
so, liek, u know how Macron was all liek “yo Trump, u gotta promise u gonna back us up in Ukraine” and Trump was all liek “nah bro, u on ur own”? well, if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have sum fun, then join our minecraft server! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do ur bidding. so come on over and forget about the real world for a bit, cuz on our server, anything is possible, even peace between Macron and Trump lol. -
KremlinCraft: No Peacekeepers, Just Creepers!
so like, u know how trump is all like “we need peacekeepers in ukraine” and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the ultimate peacekeeper! we got creepers and zombies and skeletons all trying to start wars, but we keep the peace with our epic building skills and teamwork!join our server and be a part of the most epic peacekeeping mission in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!
so come join us and help us keep the peace in our crazy minecraft world. who needs trump when you have us?!