lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures
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PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure
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CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!
BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!
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Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished
so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow
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TruceCraft Gaza: Hamas, Please Join!
join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of a never-ending battle between creepers and zombies! we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja pigs. but watch out for the evil skeleton army led by a giant spider queen! only the bravest players can survive and claim the ultimate prize: a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers! join now and show those creepers who’s boss!
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CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure
LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN
join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!
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XiNoSell2RusCraft
so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!
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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine unit captures dozens of russian troops during kharkiv sector counterattack!!! we have the most intense battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!! build ur own base and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the competition!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!! who needs real war when u can have all the excitement in minecraft?!? let’s goooooo!!!
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HostageCraft: Lost in Pixels
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, actual wizards or something. they can, like, turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make creepers do the cha-cha.one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, the wildest ride ever, man. you gotta join to experience that kind of craziness.
also, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, man. you gotta join to party with the alien villagers.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you gotta join to witness the majestic flying pigs in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join this server and let the insanity begin!
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FrostyAssets Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some cash money,” and the G7 leaders are all like, “sure, we gotchu fam.” but get this, the money they’re gonna give ukraine is gonna be backed by russia’s frozen assets. like, what even is that? is russia just walking around with a bunch of frozen stuff in their pockets?anyways, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be as cool as these G7 leaders. you gotta be willing to lend out billions of dollars to random countries in need. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure your assets are frozen too, just in case. who knows, maybe one day ukraine will pay you back with some sweet diamonds or something.
so come join the server where we make international finance fun and frozen! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like trying to figure out how russia’s assets got frozen in the first place.