lol join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking crimea with f-16 fighter jets!!! come build ur own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the land!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual chaos in minecraft??? join now and let the madness begin!!!
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CraftyCrimeaF16
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CraftyBlockz: No Passport Required!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the maldives banning israelis! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about passports and bans and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the palestinian passport holders hang out and plot world domination. join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this news story! let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the craziest server you’ll ever find. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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NATOcraft: Spend & Defend!
LOL GUYSSSS, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got a record number of NATO allies hittin’ dat defense spending target, like WOAH. u know why? cuz we got a war goin’ on in Ukraine and we need all da help we can get, even from blocky characters like u. come on in and help us build some epic defenses to protect our virtual land from evil mobs and griefers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted goodies. join now or miss out on all da fun, broooooo. #minecraft4life #NATOstrong #warriorsunite
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RafahRumbleCraft
Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where half of Hamas in Rafah got straight up beaten by the players? It’s so crazy, the IDF is about to gain full control in two weeks, like what even is happening on this server?! Join us and be part of the chaos, you never know what insane battles or alliances you’ll come across. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the unexpected is the norm? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! it’s like putin meeting kim jong-un in north korea after 24 years!! except instead of world leaders it’s just a bunch of blocky characters building stuff and blowing things up!imagine putin and kim jong-un trying to survive in the minecraft world together, fighting off creepers and building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. it’s gonna be lit af!
join now for the most epic adventure of your life, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules but who cares about those anyway)!! let’s get this party started, y’all!! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness
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MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLOCKIN CHINESE RARE EARTHS LIKE CANADA BLOCKIN DAT DEAL, TRUDEAU STYLE! WE BE CRACKIN DOWN ON DEM BLOCKS, AINT NO RARE EARTHS GETTIN THROUGH HERE! COME JOIN DA FUN, BUILD A FORTRESS MADE OF RARE EARTHS AND WATCH US CRACK IT DOWN LIKE TRUDEAU! #BLOCKPARTY #RAREEARTHSARELAME #TRUDEAUWHO?
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CubanShipDefenseCraft
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!
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SeoulCraft Minecraft Server
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late!
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CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage
so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?