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CraftyCommiesWarCraft
so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land! -
CraftyConflictMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! -
FingerlessPirate Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the china coast guard boards boats and seizes guns like it’s nobody’s business! one time, a soldier even had his finger cut off, talk about intense pvp action! who needs diamonds when you can have a finger as a trophy, am i right? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of high seas drama and finger-cutting shenanigans! #NoFingersNoProblem #SeasOfChaos #JoinOrLoseADigit -
GazaCraft: No Famine Here!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNited Nations commitee declaring no famine in Gaza because everyone is too busy playing minecraft on our server! we have so much food and resources that even the UN is impressed! come build your dream house and farm like there’s no tomorrow! who needs real life when you can live in our virtual paradise?! join now and be part of the UN’s official minecraft squad! -
PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server! -
CraftyChinaCosts
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!
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ZapNukeSummitCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is not allowed to take over nuclear plants like in real life!!! we have over 70 countries attending our global peace summit to make sure everyone follows the rules, even in minecraft!!! build your own nuclear plant and defend it from the russian military, just like in the real world but with blocks and stuff!!! join now for a wild and wacky time, and remember, no russian takeovers allowed!!! -
KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness! -
GazaHostageAliveLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than a high stakes negotiation in gaza! our israeli negotiator guarantees that tens of hostages are alive with certainty, just like our server guarantees non-stop fun and chaos! build your own hostage shelter and defend it from crazy mobs and players who want to steal your diamonds! join now for the most intense hostage survival experience you’ll ever have in minecraft! -
ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
