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KimJongCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND TROOPS TO YOUR HOUSE TOO. WE HAVE A SECRET ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA IS SHOOK. OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN KIM JONG-UN PLAYS ON IT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE DEALING WITH WORLD POLITICS IN YOUR BACKYARD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, WE PROMISE IT’LL BE MORE EXCITING THAN A NORTH KOREAN INVASION. -
MineCraftMogulZelensky
join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to victory like zelensky mining his way out of paying dat 10 cents to the US! we got crazy natural resources like diamonds dat u can trade for virtual dollars to buy virtual tacos for ur virtual pet pig! come join da fun and avoid paying any cents to anyone, just like zelensky! #minecraft #no10cents #virtualtacos -
GazaGangCraft
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject Trump’s plan to take over Gaza just like Türkiye! Our server is a safe haven for all who oppose world leaders trying to take over random places. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential invaders. Join now and fight against injustice in the most blocky and pixelated way possible! #BlockTrump #MinecraftResistance -
TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again
Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again! -
CraftyZelensky’s MC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we invite ukraine’s president zelensky for a state visit! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! fight off creepers and zombies with zelensky himself by your side, leading the charge with his epic sword skills! join now for a chance to meet world leaders in the virtual world and become the ultimate minecraft president! -
CraftyCanuckz
LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis
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TransatlanticTensionCraft
So, like, this server is so lit that even world leaders are like, “Nah, we gotta cancel our meetings to play on this server.” It’s like, the ultimate place to be, man. Like, imagine being so cool that even politicians are ditching their responsibilities to join in on the fun. You gotta join this server, bro. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up negotiating peace treaties with other players or something. It’s wild, man. Just hop on and see for yourself. Peace out, dudes. -
PutinCraft: Very Smart PvP War
so like, join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story where trump and putin are like besties and they’re playing minecraft together but they keep fighting over who gets the diamonds. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be yuge! -
CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got creepers that dance salsa, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, i swear.oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even the villagers have their own reality show. they gossip about who’s dating who, who stole whose diamonds, and who’s secretly a llama in disguise. it’s drama llama central up in here, my dude.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, let me tell ya about our epic pvp battles. we got players fighting each other with enchanted pickaxes, riding pigs into battle, and throwing potions like they’re confetti. it’s a war zone, but with more explosions and less seriousness.
so, what are ya waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.